~A not so funny joke~

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This isn't smut just so you know!
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"Can....can I go to the rest room please?" Kageyama stuttered.
"Yeah, go ahead."His teacher continued teaching and Kageyama bolted out the classroom and straight towards the bathroom. He ran into the farthest stall from the door and pull down his pants and right then and there he came.
"I would've been fucked if I was a second late~."Kageyama lowly moaned out.
"Fuck~."
Kageyama pulled out his phone and started to text his boyfriend.
                                 My love💞

[Me] Kei enough already somebody is gonna find out sooner or later I already said I'm sorry.

[My love💞] No.

[Me] please it was just a joke you are over reacting

[My love💞] It's only been 2 hours

[me] your an asshole

[My love💞] it's you're baby❤️

[me] fuck off

[My love💞] no but I can fuck you
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Kageyama turned off his phone and sighed. 'I am not gonna embarrass myself at school' Kageyama thought to himself. Yesterday Kageyama was trying to seduce and he succeeded but he then left Tsukishima to handle it by himself so, he made Kageyama go to school with a vibrator in him. Kageyama then thought of something risky to do.
"I'm gonna be in deep shit if he finds out."Kageyama whispered to himself. Kageyama hand started to take out the vibrator.
"Ka-ge-ya-ma~"
Kageyama immediately froze in place. He knew who that voice belong to but hoped that he was wrong.
"Tobio what are you doing~"Tsukishima teased.
"Uh I-I'm using the restroom."
"Your not lying are you? You know what I said about lying to me especially to my face."
"I-I'm not lying."
"So you're not about to take the vibrator out."
"N-no I wasn't."
The stall door rattled signaling that Tsuki was trying to open it. "Fuck." Kageyama whispered to himself.
"Open the door King."
"I- sorry but no."
"If you don't open this door your ass will be mine."
"How? If I stay in here you can't get me."
"You are testing my patience right now. I won't hesitate to kick this door open and drag you out of there."
"Wait! If I come out you can't do anything to me and you have to turn it off."
"Okay."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
Kageyama hesitated before opening the stall door. In less than a split second Tsukishima grabbed Kageyama's wrist and pushed him against the wall with his hands on either side of his had trapping him.
"You actually thought I was serious?"
Tsukishima whispered into Kageyama's ear.
"I-I was just-"
"You really thought I was gonna go easy on you after you lied in my face multiple times?" Tsukishima asked cutting off Kageyama. He then took the remote out of his pocket and waved it in Kageyama's face.
"What should I do?"
"Kei, please, we're at school let's just wait tilll we get home."
"That would ruin the fun of it." Tsukishima turned the vibrator to its highest setting causing Kageyama to moan out loudly.
"Shhh~ people are still in class we shouldn't disturb them." Kei started rubbing his knee against Kageyama's hard dick.
"Wait hold I-"
The door then burst open revealing Hinata.
"Uh...never mind..I don't need to go to the restroom anymore."Hinata turned around closing the door behind him.
"Fuck!"Kageyama cursed throwing his head back.
"That was exciting wasn't it?"
"Fuck off!"

Bonus:
~At practice~

"Yeah when I walked in the bathroom and they were literally about to get it on." Hinata explained to everybody at practice.
When Kageyama and Tsukishima walked in all eyes were on them.
"We're y'all actually were about to get it on in the bathroom?"Tanaka asked.
"Hinata you dumbass I am gonna kill you in the most violent way ever!"Kageyama shouted and ran towards Hinata.
"I'm too young to die!" Hinata wailed and started running.
"You are the oldest first-year you asshole!" Kageyama cursed.

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Ima rewrite "The video is on Kei's phone" because I felt like it could be better but I'm not sure when I will. Thank you for reading!💜

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