~Roasting friends and doing things by vending machines~

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*🏐Volleyball group chat 🏐*
(3:29 am Saturday)

[Yamaguchi]: Hinata!!

[Hinata]: yes?

[Yamaguchi]: do you remember when Tsukishima and Kageyama first met

[Hinata]: yeah I remember

[Daichi]: it is 3am

[Yamaguchi]: wasn't it so much tension when that happened

[Kageyama]: why are you guys talking about this in this group chat

[Tsukishima]: let alone talking about it at 3am

[Hinata]: omg yes it was so much tension

[Sugawara]: wow so many people are getting ignored on this fine early Saturday morning

[Asahi]: I love how you're so cheerful about people getting ignored, Sugawara

[Daichi]: I'm confused about what "tension" happened when they first met was it good or bad tension

[Hinata]: good like you could tell they fell in love with each other when their eyes met

[Nishinoya]: what happened tell me all the juicy details

[Tanaka]: me too

[Yamaguchi]: ofc I will what kind of teammate would I be if I didn't

[Tsukishima]: the kind that tells lies about things that didn't happen

[Kageyama]: wait how could you tell me and Tsukishima "fell in love with each other"?

[Yamaguchi]: even Kageyama admits it you should to Tsukishima

[Kageyama]: don't put words in my mouth I was asking hypothetically

[Tsukishima]: big words King did you have to look up how to spell that?

[Kageyama]: Fuck off I am not stupid

[Hinata]: all this profanity spoken from somebody so young what has this world come to

[Kageyama]: profanity? Who are you somebody grandpa

[Hinata]: shut up KaGAYama

[Kageyama]: you thought that was real funny didn't you 😐

[Hinata]: yes that why I said that

[Kageyama]: weren't you crying in the group chat talking bout you ain't have no friends?

[Hinata]: I was joking that day I have so many friends like the yellow-haired twin setter, Kenma, Oikawa, and all the other setters

[Tsukishima]: yellow hair? Do you mean blonde hair

[Hinata]: same difference

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