Word count: 675
Warnings: none
Era: 5th year
Summary: continuation to the last part of this...
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James and Peter just stood at the door, their mouths wide open staring at Sirius covering himself with a blanket and Remus struggling to get a top on.
"I-it's not, well, not-" Remus starts stammering on then stops realising he can't exactly make an excuse up.
James face was shocked but peters was more scared than shocked. There was an awkward silence for a few minutes but then James talked.
"I- holy fuck Sirius, I thought you were up to talk to him, not stick your dick in him."
"Technically it wasn't me who-"
"SIRIUS" Remus says wanting to kill Sirius. Of course he just had to have a comeback.
Peter just stands there looking scared as fuck.
"Peter mate, are you alright?" James says looking over at Peter.
"I just saw my two best friends shagging so no James, no I am not."
They stand there for a few more seconds in silence.
"James fuck off out of the room, I need to get dressed." Sirius says pointing a finger at the door.
James nods and tugs Peter to follow him. As they shut the door, Sirius gets out of bed and pulls him clothes on. They both stand there for a few seconds.
"Shit Sirius, I'm sorry." Remus says looking down to his shoes. Sirius walks over and hugs the him. Remus puts his long arms around the shorter boy and hugs him back tightly.
"I don't know what your saying sorry for, that was the best sex I've ever had" Sirius whispers grinning into Remus' chest.
"Best sex ever? James and Peter walked in and saw us fucking, how it that the best?"
"Because it was with you."
Remus smiles and then pulls away from the hug lightly kissing Sirius on the cheek.
"Sirius I think we need to go down and talk to them before they end up telling the whole common room."
"Yeah, I guess your right."
Just as they are about to walk out the door, Sirius stops him.
"Remus, will you be my boyfriend?"
"Course pads." Remus says smiling, putting an arm around the smaller boy. Sirius smiles and hugs him.
They both walk down the stairs hand in hand most of the common room was gone but the few that were still there gasped when they saw them both together. Most just went off gossiping and some giggling. Remus and Sirius walked over to James and Peter.
"Ok so we are erm dating." Remus says calmly.
"How long?" Peter asks curiously.
"That's what she s-" Sirius starts to say until Remus hits the back of his head.
"Oww you wanker." Sirius says pouting and rubbing his head "what if I have a brain disfunction or something and die and it's all your fault."
"Shut the fuck up." Remus says rolling his eyes.
"I'm cool with you two dating but if you bone eachother anywhere near me or my bed I will brutally rip both your heads off." James says in a demanding tone.
"Cant make any promises." Remus says winking.
"Remus I swear to merlin-"
"Anyways we all need to do the essay for charms and none of have it done yet." Peter says standing up and grabbing his books.
They all stand up and walk over to a table in the corner of the room. Peter and James sit next to eachother and Sirius and Remus on the other side.
They all start to study. They don't talk much until James starts to smirk.
"What?" Sirius says looking up at James.
He just starts to smirk even harder making Sirius more angry.
"Tell me."
"Your dick is tiny."
"You little-"
Sirius jumps across the table tackling James to the ground.
Remus sighs and continues writing.
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Well I hope you liked this ig
It's my birthday today, one year closer to death 🕺🏼
Btw you just know that if James saw Sirius' dick that he would hold that against him forever 🕴🏻
