Haikyuu!! Watches Their Anime (Up for Adoption)

Episode 2 Part 2

"What?!" Kageyama and Hinata yell. The two are locked outside the Karasuno gym.

"What's team awareness?!" Hinata asks and he turns to Kageyama, "How's it done?"

"How should I know?" Kageyama retorts back. 

Several people in the audience faceplant and Oikawa looks back at Kageyama. "Tobio-chan, I knew you were stupid, but I didn't expect you to be this stupid."

"What about him?" Kageyama points at Hinata. 

"Well, yeah, but he wasn't taught by me, was he?"

"These two idiots are hopeless," Tsukishima smirk. "Pretty sure their combined one braincell is dedicated to just volleyball. Right, King? Shortie?"

"Shut up!"

"Yeah, Stingyshima!"

Oikawa narrows his eyes at Tsukishima. "I like how you think."

"P-Please let me in! Please let me play volleyball!" Hinata bows his head. "I'll get along with Kageyama, I swear! Please!"

Sugawara, who's behind the door, looks at the door before looking at Daichi. "You sure about this, Daichi? We need more members. Besides, only time can make a team."

"Wait, without those two, how many would you guys have?" Moniwa asks and Daichi sighs.

"Only eight people."

"EIGHT? Jeez, Karasuno has it tough."

Daichi, whose arms are still crossed, responds, "I know that! However..." He gets interrupted by a shout from outside.

"Hey, get outta the way!" Kageyama shouts, throwing Hinata behind him. Hinata lays on the ground in a starfish position as Kageyama says, "I'm sorry for my behavior! I'll play alongside him! Please let me be on the team!"

"Is Hinata okay?" Asahi nervously asks and Sugawara hits him in the stomach. "If you're going to say something, don't be so nervous," Sugawara mutters. "Chin up!"

Sweatdropping, Hinata grins at the giant. "Don't worry! I was!"

The door opens slightly, making Kageyama grin before making a shocked face. Half of Daichi's face can be seen through the crack in the door. 

"Be honest."

"Holy shit!" Bokuto swears, straightening up, "What's up with that face!"

"Bokuto, calm down."

"I am calm! Agaaashi!"

Kageyama's face twists and the camera turns back to Daichi's face. It zooms in closer to Daichi's eyes and switches back to Kageyama, who admits, "If I'm stuck working with him in a match, I'd rather do every receive, spike, and set by myself." A gray, with dark blue lines coming from Kageyama's face, background appears behind him.

Hinata, revived from the dead, pops up in the corner. "What the hell is with you?!"

"You know, you'd expect them to have a better relationship," Osamu comments before stopping and glancing at his brother. "You know what, nevermind."

"'Samu, you little piece of shit - "

Daichi starts laughing. "Why are you actually being honest with me? I'm good with that kind of thing. Still, in volleyball, you can't drop, carry, or touch the ball twice in a row. How do you plan to play alone?" After saying that, Daichi closes the door.

Hinata turns to Kageyama in front of him. "What's your deal? Are you actually retarded or something?" Kageyama's face twitches.

Oikawa starts laughing but Iwaizumi hits him in the gut, causing him to bend over as well as effectively stopping him from laughing.