I AM SO GRATEFUL!
(Copied from Natsuki Takaya, who always put an "I am so grateful!" section at the end of Fruits Basket, Phantom Dream, etc.)
KG: OMG, guys! We're at 1000 reads! I know reads aren't the same thing as votes or comments, but still, seeing that "1K" by your novel... (sobs) I am so grateful to you guys!
Pit: Yeah! Thanks for coming over and reading Smash Games Chaos, you all!
KG: (immediately stops crying) PIT! What do you think you're doing in here, you numbskull? I'm BROADCASTING!
Pit: Well, since I'm the manager of your Wattpad account, I thought I'd join in! ... ... ... ... ... ...(sheepishly) Right?
KG: (enraged) Who the devil told you that? You aren't my account manager, you're on LOAN from Cynthia! (@Artemis_Icarus's OC) And I told you to stay in the studio lobby while I was recording! (author power crackles at her fingertips) Now get going, before I vaporize you!
Pit: Gah! She's gonna BLAST me!!!
(Rosalina appears, leaps in front of Pit)
Rosalina: Miss Gray, wait!!
KG: Rosalinaaaaaa... (growls)
Rosalina: We're all here, Miss Gray, I'm sorry if you forgot. What Pit is trying to say is that he's here for the interview.
KG: Interview! What interview?
(Lucina and Little Mac enter)
Lucina: You don't remember? You said that when SG Chaos reached 1K reads, you'd write a special interview bonus chapter featuring the book's main characters.
KG: I did not! (Lucina holds up the paper work) Unless I did. Crap.
Pit: So I'm not going to be atomized to oblivion? Hooray!
KG: Shut it, you nitwit! We'll do the interview, but after that, you're going straight back to Cynthia! You're more trouble than you're worth!
Pit: (tiny voice) Yes ma'am.
*SPECIAL SMASH GAMES: CHAOS BONUS INTERVIEW!!*
KG: Okay, so since I supposedly agreed to do this interview, I guess I'll be asking the main characters of SG Chaos some questions. Four to be exact. I'll ask, and you guys answer. No funny business, got it?
Main Characters: Yes ma'am.
KG: Good. Here we go -
1. Who is your favorite Hunter? Prey?
Pit: (grudgingly) Robin; (brightens) Samus!!
Rosalina: Robin; Pikachu.
Lucina: Robin; Pit.
Little Mac: (grunts) Robin; Kirby.
KG: Robin! Why do you guys like Robin so much?
Pit: It's all your fault, Lady Kimiko!
KG: How is you liking Robin my fault?
Little Mac: I guess we just kinda like the way you wrote him. Ya know, being a bad guy and all.
KG: Oh, I see; you guys like Grima, not Robin.
Rosalina: (gasps) Ooh! Spoiler alert!
KG: That wasn't a spoiler. Grima told Lucina that he and Robin were two separate entities at the end of the book.
Pit: Is Grima gonna be in future installments of the Smash Games series?
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SMASH GAMES 2: CHAOS | Super Smash Bros.
FanfictionJoin Pit, Lucina, Little Mac, and Rosalina as they and others are yanked from their home worlds, thrust onto a mysterious planet, and forced to play a game that only one can win.
