A Normal Day @ Wammy's (pt. 3)

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*Takes place at the Wammy's House - Roger's office*

 Matt: Hey gramps, you called me?

Roger: *clears throats* why yes I have. I called you so we could have a little bit of a discussion *cough cough* regarding your class attendance.

Matt: *rolls eyes and pulls out DS from his pockets* What'd I do now?

Roger: *furrows brows* Mr. Jeevas, I'll have that confiscated if you don't put it away this instant!

Matt: *sighs* yeah yeah, okay... *puts DS away*

Roger: As I was saying... You must start attending your classes on a regular basis if you don't want to lose any privileges'. I know you're ranked as one of the top smartest in this institute, but that'll shortly change if you don't listen... 

Matt: You're right Roger, from now on I'll listen... OH! Before I go I need you to say something for me...

Roger: Oh? What'll that be?

Matt: *smirks evilly* Can you say the phrase "I hate happiness" without pronouncing the 'h'?

Roger: *confused* Alright? .... I... ate... appiness...

Matt: *snickers*

Roger: What does it ever mean?

Matt: Say it again!

Roger: I...ate...a...ppiness... hmm?

Matt: *laughed visciously* Did you really?

Roger: Did I really what? I ate....a...ppiness.... piness... penis...

Matt: *bursts out in laughter*

Roger: Mr. Jeevas! How inappropriate it is for yo-

Matt: SEE YAH! *Dashes out of the office laughing*

Roger: Oh dear... children nowadays...(face palms)



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Just know that Matt's basically 13 in this lol





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