*Takes place at the Wammy's House - Roger's office*
Matt: Hey gramps, you called me?
Roger: *clears throats* why yes I have. I called you so we could have a little bit of a discussion *cough cough* regarding your class attendance.
Matt: *rolls eyes and pulls out DS from his pockets* What'd I do now?
Roger: *furrows brows* Mr. Jeevas, I'll have that confiscated if you don't put it away this instant!
Matt: *sighs* yeah yeah, okay... *puts DS away*
Roger: As I was saying... You must start attending your classes on a regular basis if you don't want to lose any privileges'. I know you're ranked as one of the top smartest in this institute, but that'll shortly change if you don't listen...
Matt: You're right Roger, from now on I'll listen... OH! Before I go I need you to say something for me...
Roger: Oh? What'll that be?
Matt: *smirks evilly* Can you say the phrase "I hate happiness" without pronouncing the 'h'?
Roger: *confused* Alright? .... I... ate... appiness...
Matt: *snickers*
Roger: What does it ever mean?
Matt: Say it again!
Roger: I...ate...a...ppiness... hmm?
Matt: *laughed visciously* Did you really?
Roger: Did I really what? I ate....a...ppiness.... piness... penis...
Matt: *bursts out in laughter*
Roger: Mr. Jeevas! How inappropriate it is for yo-
Matt: SEE YAH! *Dashes out of the office laughing*
Roger: Oh dear... children nowadays...(face palms)
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Just know that Matt's basically 13 in this lol
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Death Note On Crack
FanfictionJust a bunch of death note memes, imagines, one-shots and more lolllololol
