2019, Tribeca
Taylor: Will you at least take me out to dinner?
Karlie: Sorry, I don't go out with married women.
Taylor: I'm YOUR wife.
Karlie, crossing her arms: I make no exceptions.
Taylor, internally: Why did I marry her?
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