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Really short jokes, all things Kaylor. Appearances from: Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid, Martha Hunt, Abigail Anderson, Selena Gomez, Jourdan Dunn, J*sh Kushner, Joe Alwyn, Mama Andrea Swift, Lily Aldrigde, etc. Notable Rankings: 85 in #taylorswift 22...

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Part 43

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by reputationsunshine

                                    
                                              2019, Tribeca
                          Karlie, walking in the front door: Babe, I'm home!
                          Taylor, walking into the foyer: Hey, Karls-- wait, why are you covered in blood??

                          Karlie, sheepishly: Would you believe me if I said it was for a photoshoot?
                          Taylor, sighing: What happened?
                          Karlie: I really was at a photoshoot. Someone broke into the studio and ranted about how "Taylor Swift is a fake bitch" and that's not true, so I killed him. 
                          Taylor, mouth agape: 
                          Karlie: I'm sorry, I know the public still thinks we aren't even friends, let alone wives, but you should've heard him!
                          Taylor: YOU THINK I'M MAD ABOUT YOU POSSIBLY OUTING US???? ARE YOU CRAZY?? YOU JUST COMMITTED MURDER!!!!