2021
Joe: If Josh and I were drowning, who would you save?
Taylor: You two can't swim?
Joe: It's a hypothetical question, Taylor! Who would you save?
Taylor: My time, energy and effort. That time could be spent writing songs.
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In another room...
Karlie, internally: Joe can't swim... I might not be able to commit vehicular manslaughter but a swimming accident IS do able! 😈
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All Things Kaylor|Jokes/Larks
FanfictionReally short jokes, all things Kaylor. Appearances from: Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid, Martha Hunt, Abigail Anderson, Selena Gomez, Jourdan Dunn, J*sh Kushner, Joe Alwyn, Mama Andrea Swift, Lily Aldrigde, etc. Notable Rankings: 85 in #taylorswift 22...