Taylor is bleeding out in the middle of the woods. Karlie and Taylor were on a hike on the anniversary of the road trip.
Karlie: Hold on babe, I'm searching the first aid kit.
Taylor: *coughing painfully*
Karlie: *frantic* WHY IS THERE A BOOK ABOUT SCOTTISH FOLDS IN HERE?!?!?!
Taylor: *trying to smile* I love cats.
Karlie: This is a fucking first aid kit! Only necessities are supposed to be in here!!
Taylor: *annoyed* Are you saying that cats are NOT A NECESSITY?!?!
Karlie: *slowly backing up* Tay, you know that's not what I mea-
Taylor, magically standing up, wound closed: You didn't mean it. *disbelief*
Karlie: *and run, like you've run from the law*
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All Things Kaylor|Jokes/Larks
FanficReally short jokes, all things Kaylor. Appearances from: Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid, Martha Hunt, Abigail Anderson, Selena Gomez, Jourdan Dunn, J*sh Kushner, Joe Alwyn, Mama Andrea Swift, Lily Aldrigde, etc. Notable Rankings: 85 in #taylorswift 22...
