2018, West Village
Karlie: Taylor annoyed me today so I told her that I can't wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Jourdan: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Karlie: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.
Jourdan: She's on tour right now!! You really want to distract her?! She's performing stadiums of 76,000 people, Karlie!
Karlie: And I'm her fiancé, Jourdan. Are 76,000 fans more important than me?
Jourdan: Well...
Karlie: 💀
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All Things Kaylor|Jokes/Larks
FanficReally short jokes, all things Kaylor. Appearances from: Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid, Martha Hunt, Abigail Anderson, Selena Gomez, Jourdan Dunn, J*sh Kushner, Joe Alwyn, Mama Andrea Swift, Lily Aldrigde, etc. Notable Rankings: 85 in #taylorswift 22...