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Six block tango

Mistress

Witch

Son

Cow

Sorry

Sixth

And now, the six wives of Henry the eighth in their rendition of the cell block tango

Mistress

Witch

Son

Cow

Sorry

Sixth

Mistress, witch, son,cow,sorry, sixth
Mistress, witch, son, cow,sorry, sixth
Mistress, witch, son, cow, sorry, sixth

He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Mistress, witch, son, cow, sorry, sixth
Mistress, witch, son, cow, sorry, sixth

Me and Henry were married for twenty four years
In that time Henry cheated on me so many times I lost count of the girls and his excuses
One night he came home particularly happy
He demanded we got a divorce
And like usual he got what he wanted
I didn't know what to get him as our parting gift
But years later I figured out the perfect thing
Two bullet shots. In his face.

He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If he'd demanded
I betcha you would have done the same

Yes, I was the girl Henry divorced Catherine of Aragon for
And before you boo me my story's just as tragic
After a lot of drama we finally got married after their terrible divorce
But then I found out my man would go out at night and sleep with other ladies
So I decided to go sleep with other men
Henry didn't take too well to that
He came home yelling that I was a cheater and I was a witch
I decided to talk it over with something to drink
Turns out some men are smart enough not to drink arsenic?
Who woulda guessed

He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was attempted murder
But not a crime
(Son, cow, sorry)

Now after Anne was killed by Henry I became his next wife
More like next target really
At first I was head over heels for this man
We got married and I got knocked up
Then I found out he only wanted me for the baby
When little Edward was born he started to abuse me
One night I was in the kitchen with a knife and Henry came in angry
I tried to calm him down but he was having none of it
So after he ran into my knife a couple of times and when that didn't work I tried the only thing I could think of
I turned the knife around

If you'd have been there
If he had hurt you
I betcha you would have done the same!

Hans Holbein hat ein Bild von mir und meiner Schwester gemalt.
Henry sah mich und wollte heiraten
Wir haben geheiratet und als er endlich mein Gesicht sah, wurde er wütend
Lügner, er hatte Kuhkuh gerufen, schrie er
Wenn er mit dieser Kuh verheiratet bleiben würde, hätte er vielleicht immer noch seinen Kopf

He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He should have not divorced his wife
If he had known
Maybe he'd still be alive
I
I had been taken advantage of my whole life
I didn't mean to mess everything up
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Boys wouldn't stop doing stuff to me that I didn't want to do
It's my fault

No hun. It's Henry's. He abused you

But look at me Jane. I deserve his treatment

And this is why the girls killed him cousin

I was in love before Henry came along
I had the perfect life
And then Henry decided I'd be his wife
Course I had to explain to my love, Thomas why we couldn't be together
Henry made me part of him
I became one of six
Our views were so different
For example, he saw himself the boss of me
I saw myself as a boss
Henry saw me as his only wife
I remembered he had had five others
He saw himself alive
Me, Anna and Catherine all saw his head on a table.

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He had it comin' all along
'Cause if he used us ('cause if he used us)
And he abused us (and he abused us)
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame)
If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)
If you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it)
I betcha you would have done the same

Divorce me? Ha! Sleeping around? Nope! You want my son? Well I want your head! Ich bin die kuh Der Geruch Ihrer Leiche ist wie der Geruch einer Kuh! You want an apology? Give me one instead! One of the wives? How about one of your murderers instead!

Mistress

Witch

Son

Cow

Sorry

Sixth