okay, so maybe i got lazy and decided not to torture my sister for a few minutes.
i looked at a college brochure. "YALE UNIVERISITY" it said in large bolded letters.
wtf is yale? fuck yale, i'd rather fuck my mom 100 times before i go to that bullshit vanvleeter.
i flipped through it and found a list of useless study tips, but i guess i'll write them down anyway.
Study tips:
• Stand up
• Stretch
• Take a walk
• Go to the airport
• Get on a plane
• Never return
I take out a porn magazine of the veronicas and start masturbating.
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the big band breakup
Teen Fictionfind out all of the dirty secrets that has accidentally slipped during a large family feud. luke is left heartbroken, embarrassed, and leaves before calum dishes more crap about him. mali koa is stuck between her lover boy or her mother. more happe...
