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going on a mission with a period, wouldn't recommend it.
We'd just arrived in Sharon's apartment after running for our lives and the cramps where and taking a hit on me, bucky went for a shower, sam went to contact his sister and Sharon was sitting in her bedroom, leaving me and Zemo alone,I slumped onto one of the sofas and clutched my stomach,
"I no longer want to be a women"
"You'd like to be a man?"
"Ugggggh" I groaned
"What is the matter with you ?"
"Cramps"
"Did you eat to much?"
"Huh? What no period cramps"
He went red in the face "ah I see"
"Aw does that make you uncomfortable"
"huh um what no I Um"
"Aw bless, look at you all flushed"
"I am not" he said hiding his cheeks into the palm of his hands
"Oh get over it, they are normal"
"Yes but it's a private matter, in sokovia men never spoke about them"
"Really?!? You had a wife though" he gave a sad smile, I probably shouldn't have mentioned that
"I did yes"
"So she must of had periods?"
"Of course, but she kept it away from me"
"So you really know nothing about them"
"Nothing"
"Get comfortable, we're going to be here awhile
After hours of explaining he'd finally got his head around it, and was no longer cringing every time I mentioned the word blood
"That is far more complex than I thought"
"Yeah I know!"
"Well thank you for that"
"Any time" i said getting up from the chair I'd been sat on "I'm going to go get ready for the party later"
"Okay but y/n"
"Yes?"
"Don't wear white"
"Your such a dick"
Men I swear.
I don't like that but you all seem to want mini periods story's so enjoy
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Helmut Zemo One Shots
RomanceSome Baron Zemo one shots for my fellow simps Leave requests in the comments!!! Hope you enjoy Sorry if they aren't the best I'm trying Y/n x Helmut Zemo
