Freak my shit - Bruce Banner

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I watched as Bruce stumbled around, getting the hulk drunk probably wasn't a good idea, he spotted me looking and stumbled over my way. "My ex say I'm tripping the money made me different" he hiccupped out and I looked at him confused he was making no sense. 

"I say bitch you just addicted because of what a dick did" he said and I looked at him surprised but decided to play along. I sat on his lap cradling him and  facing him holding his face in my hands making him look at me "Do you like this position?" I asked as he nodded and Natasha wolf whistled across the room.

"Do you like this position?" I whispered this time in his ear repeating my question "Is that sip you sipping get you interested in kissing women?" I asked pointing at his beer bottle "Is it fuck your inhibition, fuck your inhibition?" I asked trying to keep my laugh in as the team watched amused.

"Then bring that ass back like its stuck in intermission" he said as he lifted me up leaving the room. I saluted at the team wondering how this would end and I just knew he would be beyond embarrassed tomorrow morning after hearing this story.

"Jarvis save the last 10 minutes of the security footage" Tony announced to his AI. Probably blackmail material. Who knew shy scientist Bruce Banner had a freaky side.


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