It's been several months since barney and mrc leans last encounter, and they've found out they were soulmates. It was surprising considering Mr. Clean's bussy had an aroma that attracted barney like a pedo to minors at a mcdonald's ball pit.
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eUGHje mr clean lurches as he violently vomited his earlier eggos dinner, his stunning eyes brinked with tears as he felt his meaty thighs rub together. He would have sworn he popped a vessel in his ass while shitting himself too.
Ever since moving in with barney, they were fucking like a scottman and his sheep, on the counter, in the basement hell even in the kitchen sink.
Mr clean remincised over those memories with a fond smile before gagging again for the 6th time that day.
The bald goddess looked ever so stunning to Barney but he couldn't figure out why, maybe he was waddling like a disabled penguin that he found so adorable?
Or when he craved the best combinations of foods like sardines and apple sauce. The dino practically moaned at the thought of another fish and fruit sandwich.
He was suddenly snapped out of his thoughts when something slammed into the couch, practically launching his ass 6 meters in the air.
Mr. Clean had a pout and was folding his arms over each other, his cute amazon box shaped eyebrows knitted together. Barney was going to die there on the spot, the cuteness was beyond him as he pulled his lover onto his lap.
Hey shawty, you looking mighty fine this morning Barney said in a deep jeff bezos voice as he nuzzled wuzzled wuwuwuwu into the crook of his wrinkly lover's neck. Speak for yourself, my dumpster truck has gotten so big it's practically its own life form he snapped back. Barney only chuckled at this, finding the whole endeavor cute. Say when is your appointment again my dry butter cookie?. Mr clean looked off for a moment, the pout slowly went away as it was placed with a small "o".
He looked at the anamorphic fuzzball of a dino sheepishly and replied right now
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After calling an uber and doing 69 styled in the back while Ahmed the driver was contemplating his entire existence, they barely made it to the clinic.
Mr clean rolled out of the car before dashing into the clinic with piece of bread in his mouth
Kya!! I'm going to be late
Barney was on his heels, trying to catch up with the speedy little minx as he got into room 420.
Just as they sat down a tall hot blonde with the longest legs ever came into view.
They pursued their lips as their long lashes fluttered, skimming through their notepad.
We're going to run a few tests mr and mr clean.
They both flushed at that. We aren't married
Not yet the tall blonde murmured, if i'm correct this would just confirm it
After a blood test and 20 minutes of anticipation, they were called back into the little room.
Barney and Mr. Clean's hands were intertwined as the stunning doctor came with a small smile.
Dr. Big bird, what is it? Mr clean cried out, distressed from all that waiting.
Dr big bird twirled their blonde feathers as their small smile grew bigger.
Congratulations Mr and Mr clean, you contracted an STI. They both gasped in shock
Oh and you're also pregnant, take that as you will. The blonde waved before trotting out, leaving them to themselves.
Mr clean stared at the ground, the shock finally leaving his system as the seriousness of the situation finally set down. Barney snapped out of it and lunged at Mr clean, a huge smile casted on his purple toned skin as he peppered the other face with kisses.
I'M going to be a dad! He cried in pure happiness
Mr clean smiled before bursting into tears, bringing the closer to him in a tight hug.
They stayed like that for half an hour before finally getting up, and to home.
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Mr clean screamed as he was rushed into the ER, his life flashing before him as he felt the horrible pains coming from his asshole. The memories of the past months flashing before him as he remembered all of the enjoyment of pregnancy.
How Barney practically did everything for him, even going as far to chew his food for him. The only thing he could remember was after a long night of fucking, he felt a sharp pain, then the sheets became wet as his water broke.
Just push baby, PUSH Barney yelled at him as he snapped out of the lucid like memories
He blacked out, then came to be just to be in excruciating pain before blacking out again.
The whole shitting out a baby was like a vivid, painful dream and he was barely conscious as his baby was placed onto his chest. It was screaming out in what sounded like agony but he knew better, that his son was a saucy little brat and wanted attention
Hey mommy, come on i got you breakfast Mr clean woke up the sound of Barney, cooing at him with a tray of KFC
He stretched and smiled, picking at the drumstick before humming in satisfaction. Barney gave him a goofy smile as he sat down on the edge of the hospital bed.
I love you barney said
I love you too, and our inbred child, cousin.
They leaned in together with a kiss, both elated, ready to show their child the wonders of the world, and to raise him to be the next karl marx.
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Notes:
IM thinking about a sequel, yay or nay?
