Fate's Cruel Little Game [Akashi Seijuro Fanfiction]

Arguing with Females

Current mood: High on caramel flan frap. Hehe. @akashi_ryuuki I'm guilty of all charges or at least for making my characters seem high XD

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"Nice to meet you~ Where you been? I can show you incredible things~"

Akashi groaned. This song was definitely already overplayed on the radio. Almost every girl he saw was either listening or singing it.

"Magic, madness, heaven, sin~ Saw you there and I thought~ Oh my god. Look at that face, you look like my next mistake~ Love's a game~ Wanna play?~"

And now for some f*cking reason, Aya of all people was singing it. His already bad day got more worse for every verse she sang.

"New, money, suit and tie, I can read you like a magazine~ Ain't it funny rumors fly? And I know that you heard about me~"

Sometimes he wondered why that song even existed. Oh yeah. The artist wanted to picture how it would be if she really was who the media thought she was. Like a yandere or something.

"So hey, let's be friends~ I'm dying to see how this one ends~ Grab your passport and my hand~ I could make the bad guys good for a weekend~"

Sometimes, he also wondered what it would be like if he was a girl. He would probably be this girl that everyone was careful around. He'd probably cut his hair more often. And he'd probably be a yandere or himedere.

"So it's gonna be forever~ Or it's gonna go down in flames~ You can tell me when it's over~ If the high was worth the pain~"

You know what was about the go down in flames? This whole school. Akashi had more than enough of that song. And if she was going to sing even one more word of that song, he was going to burn everything.

"Get along with Starbucks lovers~ They'll tell you I'm insane~"

Wait, what. Akashi blinked for a second, not sure if he heard correctly or not. So he stopped her.

"Aya. What did you say?"

"They'll tell you I'm insane?"

"No, the line before."

"Get along with Starbucks lovers?"

Amazing. She misheard the lyrics and instead associated it with coffee.

"It's actually 'Got a long list of ex-lovers'. Not 'Get along with Starbucks lovers'."

"No it's not! It's 'Starbucks lovers'!!!!!!!"

"It's 'List of ex-lovers'."

Just then, Sayu skipped into the room while singing the exact song they were arguing about.

"Get along with Starbucks lovers~ They'll tell you I'm insane~"

Aya pointed at her sister. "See! Even she says it's 'Starbucks lovers'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm telling you. It's 'Got a long list of ex-lovers'."

Aya hmphed and turned away from him. Akashi sighed in exasperation. Girls can be such a pain sometimes. Especially when arguing about misheard lyrics.

Rule #1: when arguing with girls: Unless you have solid proof that you are correct, you are most likely to lose in an argument with a girl. Or make it easier by just saying nothing. 

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"That was the most boring lecture I've ever heard."

Just before class started, they were all called to the auditorium. There, a smartass teacher lectured them. Apparently, it was about people who kept slacking off and not trying their best. Then he went on about their future, which they didn't really need to worry about until their last year. But, teachers being teachers, went on and on about how if you don't secure your grades, you won't be successful in life.