An inconsistent narrator trying to narrate a story about a few hot but incompetent fuckers. There will be major character death and a whole lot of chaos.
This story will not be well written cuz im honestly just here to have a good time and write a...
I suppose I should introduce myself. Im the fucking narrator of this awful story and I have no fucking patience but I still have to do the warning list or something I guess. So this story will contain cussing, bad grammar, spelling errors, no correct use of english language, possibly sexy scenes but author is virgin asf so well see about that, probably violence and maybe sensitive subjects. I honestly have no fucking idea but atleast we don't have any messy bun y/n sold to one direction shit here. But lets just introduce some horribly written characters.
Boom, first up is Ash, this bitch uwu bottom as fuck but she will threaten to pee on you because youre a fucking peasant. She has no respect for loyalty and will take any chance to cheat on you with sexy guy from smut manga. Oh trust me shes straight she just wants every single girl in existence to rail her tiny ass to pieces. Also, piss kink alert.
Next up is Thea, basically her entire personality revolves around caffeine and chaos. Will not hesitate to burn your house down (or her own for that matter). Horny as hell but will never do anything that involves guys without clothes. Who the fuck let this bitch go near eyeliner and black clothes did you want her to look like a fucking puddle of tar on the floor.
Then we have Jade, who even invited them here they never fucking know what the fuck is going on. But its literally fine cuz they have chicken, everyone is fine if they have chicken. Is literally the reason no one has died yet.
There are more characters but they will be here later take it easy. But anyways lets see what these fuckers are up to.
As we see here there is a funeral in this very hot strip club called "fel rubeum" which means red venom but guess what, the interior is blue. Now you might be wondering, "who tf died?" Well ill get there but lets just appreciate the wonderful placement of this celebration. I mean who would have thought of such a good idea? Or well the gorgeous author sitting right there writing this shit did but whatever shes not the important one here. To fully understand whats happening here we have to jump back 2 weeks in time. To when some stupid bitch decided it was a good idea to rob an adult shop of all their penis pasta.
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Don't fuck it up don't fuck it up don't fuck it up don't fuck it up just pass the counter and don't act sus
"hey do you mind showing me what you have in your bag?"
Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck just stand reeeaally still and she wont notice youre there
Fun fact the cashier will notice that you are there even if you stand still, so kids don't try this at home.
"Uh, hello? Can you hear me?"
Okay ill be fine I just have to make a run for it.
"Sorry I cant cuz im too swag"
So now shes literally running away from the cashier with a hello kitty bag filled with penis pasta and this particular action will start a butterfly effect that will get her into a casket in the strip club of the name "fel rubeum". Now can you guess who it is?
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A/N: okay to clear things up
Normal text= narrator
Cursive text= inner monologue
"quotation marks= dialog said out loud"
Also I don't know how to do this so don't attack me... or attack me if you want it would be fun. But my characters are built based of people I know in real life and myself (if youre one of them hello darling). Inconsistent posting here we come.
