An inconsistent narrator trying to narrate a story about a few hot but incompetent fuckers. There will be major character death and a whole lot of chaos.
This story will not be well written cuz im honestly just here to have a good time and write a...
At exactly 5:43 am Thea and ash finishes up with cleaning the pasta from the bathtub and the bathroom floor. They now have two body bags filled with penis pasta and they start carrying the bags one at a time down all the stairs and out on the street.
"Okay okay be quiet now we can't wake up jade they will kill us" ash whispers
"Bro you're the one talking"
"Shut up whore"
"You're the whore here"
"I told you to SHUT UP"
"Shshhhhhhhhh"
They both hear Jade turn in their bed before hearing their steady breaths and snores again. They take a breath of relief before carrying to first bag down the stairs in silence when they get down they notice that the sun is starting to rise.
"OMG ash look loook"
"What do you want" ash groans
"The sun"
"Yes I know the sun exists without it we wouldn't be alive idiot"
"You're the idiot I obviously meant that the sun is rising"
"Ohhh yea you're right, it does that every day yk"
"Do you think I'm stupi-"
"Yes"
Without another word Thea drops the bag making ash fall forwards. Thea grabs her arm and starts pulling her down the street.
"Tf are you doing?"
"Come on come on we have to watch the sunrise"
"Ughh but I'm tired"
"Like I give a shit we are going to watch it"
Thea keeps pulling a very tired ash with her to a secret place. She pulls her through the nearby forest making ash hit her head on multiple branches.
"Ouch wtf are you doing"
"Shut up and dodge"
"Dodge wha- OUCH" Ash hits her head on a tree that has fallen over the trail they're walking on.
"I told you to dodge" Thea says with a smirk looking down at ash who's now laying on the ground.
"Shut up"
Thea pulls her back up on her feet and keeps pulling her into a bush and out on the other side. On the other side there's a wide view over the sea and you can clearly see the sun on its way up.
"WOAH THIS IS AWESOME"
"I knew you would like it"
"I DONT LIKE IT I LOVE IT OMG"
Right then and there the sun strikes right over the horizon blinding them both with an intense light before going back to its normal level of brightness. Ash looks at Thea and notices that her eyeliner is smudged on her left side. She grabs her face, licks her finger and removes the eyeliner out of place.
"What the fuck are you doing?" a surprised Thea asks
"You just had some smudged eyeliner"
"And that gives you the right to lick my face??"
"Yea it does"
"Nope, I don't think it does, you're gonna pay for that"
Thea grabs ash's chin and pulls it towards her. She makes eye contact with ash's lips and moves closer. Ash looks at her anticipating. It feels like time has stopped and they are the only ones left in the world. Thea moves in for a tender and romantic kiss on ash's lips but right before their lips are about to meet Thea quickly moves ash's face to the side and licks her cheek.
"EWWWWW WTF THEA"
"I told you you would pay for it"
Ash looks away with her cheeks tinted pink and arms crossed. Thea looks at her and chuckles:
"You look cute when you're mad"
"IM NOT MAD"
"It sounds like you are" Thea laughs
"Its just because-" ash murmurs
"Just because what?" Thea teasingly says
"Nothing you whore, come on we have to go back and get the other bag before jade wakes up"
Ash turns to go back through the bushes but Thea pulls her back and grabs her by the hip. Ash looks very surprised at the sudden action. Thea takes a hold on the tip of her shirt with her other hand and drags her into a sweet kiss. Ash tenses up but then relaxes into the kiss and tastes Thea's tongue. The kiss barely lasts 10 seconds but it feels like forever. When they pull away from each other they both have butterflies, but obviously neither of them lets the other one know. Ash looks at Thea blushing and speechless, it looks like she doesn't know where to go so she just turns around and rushes out through the bush. She almost makes it through but her shoelaces gets tangled into the lower branches of the bush and she falls on her face. Thea looks at her surprised before laughing.
"Shut the fuck up and help me get up"
"Hshshha Yea Yea I will after I've finished having the time of my life"
"GET OVER IT AND HELP ME"
"Ahashshsh Yea Yea sure"
Thea takes a large step over her before pulling her up to her feet. Ash still has a slight blush over her cheeks looking down at the ground.
"Hey let's go back and get the other bag, I still need to return the pasta yk"
Ash slowly looks up at Thea and drops her frown and laughs instead.
"Right we still have the fucking body bags filled with penispasta the we are going to RETURN to the store even tho you swimmed in it"
"Yes Yes exactly that, there's literally nothing weird about that"
They both laugh as they walk out of the forest to get the other bag.
Now as the narrator I only have one thing to say: this chapter was disgusting, ew love, I hate that. I would prefer being alone for the rest of my life, that sounds a lot better. Just completely and utterly disgusting. I don't know what drove author to write something as disgusting as this. Are they really that fucking lonely? Pathetic.
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A/n: Okay so this was a longer chapter when I finish the authors note we will have hit over 1k words lmao. I have to serve the curios minds of our ashthea shippers and I found the perfect moment to do that. Also there was a lot of people not knowing if penis pasta was real and wondered how it looked like so I took a pic of that instead of a meme this time. Well I'm going to sleep now with my loneliness cuz it's like 1.30 Am rn and I'm tired so yah bye bitches
