An inconsistent narrator trying to narrate a story about a few hot but incompetent fuckers. There will be major character death and a whole lot of chaos.
This story will not be well written cuz im honestly just here to have a good time and write a...
Jade is walking home from the store with a bag filled with chicken completely oblivious of the chaos breaking out in the apartment they share with Thea and ash. They have their headphones in at the highest volume listening to their playlist called "all aboard the trip to hell bus". I guess time to ring ding their dong with this immaculate playlist. All I have to say is TASTE FR. Chile anywaysss they are very close to the apartment rn so I guess you'll have to enjoy the last minutes of peace Jade.
Meanwhile in the bathroom
"JADE WILL BE HOME ANY MINUTE SO FUCKING CLEAN THIS UP PEASANT"
"SHUTTHEFUCKUP BITCH AND GO GET THOSE HUGE BAGS WE HID THE BODIES IN LAST YEAR"
"I THOUGHT YOU THREW THOSE AWAY"
"WELL I THOUGHT THEY COULD BE USEFUL AGAIN"
"I TOLD YOU TO THROW THEM AWAY"
"AND I DIDNT, SO NOW WERE HERE NEEDING THEM SO I WAS RIGHT"
"I- I LITERALLY HATE YOU"
"Yea it didn't sound like that last night did it?"
Ooooooooo ash is blushing thinking about last nights..... events😏
"Shut up" ash says very flustered
"I'll shut up alright if you go get the bags"
Ash goes to get the bags without another word and Thea starts to pick up the pasta that fell out of the bathtub when she slipped. Right then they both hear jade trying to unlock the door but ends up locking it instead since it was already unlocked. They hear them struggle a little bit more before opening the door and falling down on the hallway floor spilling the small boxes with chicken all over the floor.
"Oh hi jade you're ehh home?" Ash says slowly moving to block the bathroom door.
Jade looks up at ash from the floor suspiciously, "what have you done this time?"
"I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING IT WAS THEA...... I mean.. what do you mean nothing happened here? Right Thea?"
"YES YES NOTHIGN SUS IS GOING ON HERE!!" Thea yells from inside the bathroom
"I don't believe any of you but I don't care I'm going to put my chicken in the refrigerator"
Ash sighs relieved "that sounds awesome"
Jade takes one last look at ash rolls their eyes and moves into the kitchen with the few boxes that didn't fall out when they fell. Ash hurries into the bathroom with the bags jumping over the fallen boxes of chicken to avoid pissing jade of even more.
"It's these ones you meant right?"
"Yeah could you open one? I think we need two to fit all the pasta in"
"Yea sure, can you go get the shovel in the meantime cuz it will take too long to get all the pasta in with just our hands?"
"I know something else we could do with our han-"
"SHUT UP AND GET THE FUCKING SHOVEL YOU USELESS EMO"
"okay okay lolz take it easy"
While Thea is going to get the shovel ash angrily starts shoving the pasta into the body bags.
WHY CANT THEA SHUT UP FOR ONE MOMENT SHE LITERALLY MADE ME HELP HER WITH THIS SHIT FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS MONTH SHE JUST KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME MAKINF MY EMBARRASSING ASS FLUSTERED OML I JUST HATE HER SO MUCH
Right then Thea returns and they start trying to empty the bathtub of the penis pasta. They have a long night of work before them hearing Jades satisfied snores knowing they won't get any sleep tonight.
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A/n hey fuckers lolz I lost all my motivation to write and I have been spending these almost 2 months recovering from this awful school year cuz I'm finally done with school. Or well I have school for another 3 years but those are optional lol. That's not what I was going to say I was just going to apologize for making you wait and I'm ready to make a comeback now with a few chapters this week maybe. Yah I hope you'll stick around to read it cuz we're nearing our first death. Also take a look at my cat at the top picture although he's not with us anymore:(
