An inconsistent narrator trying to narrate a story about a few hot but incompetent fuckers. There will be major character death and a whole lot of chaos.
This story will not be well written cuz im honestly just here to have a good time and write a...
So we are back again arent we? Well I guess we left off right where Thea was going to get caught for stealing penis pasta from an adult store. Yes, it was thea , if you guessed right then congratulations. She ran away from the cashier and is now cooking all the pasta in lots of big pots. She also put the plug in the bathtub. You might see where the fuck this is heading. Anyways lets just skip to the part where she actually lays down in the bathtub filled with pasta cuz author is having a stroke.
Okay I just have to be careful now don't slip don't slip okay its fine don't worry
It was in fact, not fine.
*BANG*
Yes, she did slip and hit her head on the bathtub edge. She is now laying passed out in all the penis pasta. And who would have guessed, Ash is on her way home. Shes actually unlocking the door as we speak.
*click*
Where the fuck is that emo bitch. Her shoes are here so she has to be home. I swear to fucking god if she is playing hide and seek with me again ill pee on the bitch and not in a sexual way this time.
Ah shit I forgot to describe the apartment. So basically there is the hallway and from there you get to the living room directly and there is like a bedroom straight forward and the bathroom is to the right.. I think.. Or maybe the left? I don't know ill just show you.
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You see how I mean? Probably not but you have some idea now.
"THEA!?"
Where the fuck is she?
"IM LITERALLY GONNA KILL YOU"
Now author has been stuck here for like 6 days and has no idea how to continue so lets just improvise.
If she is hiding in the bath I will drown her fr.
Ash is tip toeing into the bathroom to find Thea fainted in the bathtub filled with penis pasta. There is also stray pasta all over the floor.
"holy fucking shit what the fuck are you doing"
I- Not again...
"WAKE UP U MONOCHROMATIC WHORE"
If I slap her face hard enough shell wake up... right?
Disclaimer: Children, don't slap your s/o to wake them up they will either be very mad or not wake up at all.
*SLAP*
*GASP*
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SLAP ME ASH"
"WELL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BATHING IN PENIS PASTA AGAIN? WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL THIS FROM?? DID YOU STEAL IT AGAIN?????"
"NO, I DIDNT STEAL IT WHO DO YOU THINK I AM. I BORROWED IT ILL RETURN IT LATER"
"YOU CANT RETURN BOILED PASTA THAT YOU HAVE SWIMMED IN PEASANT"
"WATCH ME BITCH"
And Thea did actually return all the pasta to the store but that is something she reaaaally shouldn't have done considering the state it was in.
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a/n This chapter is so short I cant but fr I was stuck for sooooo long but yah we got another chapter. Im thinking ill update every monday but that probably wont last long soooooo. Oh and Jade will be in the next chapter so hold your hat we are going for a ride. Also all the memes i have is uncredited cuz i have no idea where they come from but yeah if the meme is yours comment and ill give you credit, sorry.
