Those...weren't 'Brownies'

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This was an idea that came to mind when reading @XxB-senpaixX 's story! UvU so I decided to write it!
Sum: Captain eats edibles and needs to be babysat-
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Stoner was over in the kitchen, humming as he set a fresh batch of weed brownies onto the stove, letting them cool for a minute as he walked away to go do other things. But- that MAY have been a mistake.

A few minutes later, a white marshmallow bby boi came walking the hallway. "Walking through the halls, all day long. Walking through the halls, while I sing this song! Gotta get exercise, cause it's good! Gotta get exercise like a crewmate shou-" Captain had sung before he spotted some brownies over on the stove.
Captain walked over to them, looking at the brownies. "Huh- who would leave such perfect brownies out here?" He asked himself, and being the gullible(But lovable) idiot he is, he went and started to eat the brownies, he ate about half the batch before he realized something was wrong.

He sighed as he started to walk back to his cabin, he laid down in his bed and took a deep breath, closing his eyes until he started to feel weird, he turned to the side as he opened his eyes. What the hell was in those brownies?
Captain stayed laying down, just staring at the wall as piles of anxiety, stress and worry piled on him- he felt like he was about to die. How could a brownie be so- weird?


Eventually, Stoner went over to the kitchen and saw half of the brownies gone. "Oooohhh no-" He said, going over to the cafe and calling an emergency meeting. The Gentleman, Mr. Cheese, Player, Veteran, Mother, Mr. Egg, Poopyfarts69 and  all walked over.
He watched as everyone but Captain walked to the cafe. Nobody seemed out of place....or weird- so it had to be- "Stoner, why on earth did you call this meeting?" TheGentleman asked, crossing his arms.

"Sooo uh-" Stoner started, "I kinda made some special brownies...and after awhile, I found half of them were gone...so I called this meeting to see who might have eaten them and....broooo-" He started, "Captain is nowhere to be found-"
Mother seemed worried, along with Player and Stoner himself. "I'll go check on him!" Mother said, beginning to quickly head to Captain's cabin.


Player sighed, "I suppose we all should go over there...say I if you think we should check on captain." He said hearing everyone say 'I' before they all went over to captain's cabin.

When they got there, they saw a worried Mother patting a High AF captain's shoulder. "Don't worry, dear. It'll be all okay-" Mother said in a soft and comforting tone.
"It feels like my body is slowly shutting down, mother! I'm gonna die-" Captain said, putting his hands to his visor as he slowly started to cry a small bit. Yep...this was gonna be a long day.


Stoner coughed a small bit and nudged Player. "Go comfort him, bro- he sees you as he BFF-" He whispered to the red, beanie wearing man.
Player sighed as he went over to Captain, hugging him. The white crewmate hugged back almost instantly, crying into Player's chest. "Y-You're never gonna be able to make it to my birthday!" He said, obviously not having a intact train of thought.

Veteran watched as he raised an eyebrow, how on earth would Captain be able to survive by himself in this state. "Uh- so dudes...I think we may have to kinda baby sit C-dog here until he calms down." Stoner said, in which everyone, hesitantly, agreed.

Captain just cried while Player pat his back. "....I- I'm not to sure if I can do this for too much longer-" He mumbled, but, Captain was basically GLUED to Player and would NOT let go at all.
Mother sighed as she went and pat Captains head a small bit. "...Stoner- can you get something to help Captain?" She asked, and Stoner nodded.

((Okie- mesa do a part 2 to this soon uvu got other things to write so! Hope you liked it so far))

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