OKA Y- so. I decided to do my opinion on characters! Let's go!
Player- I like him. He's a good main character, pretty funny, but, he can be annoying and lazer-focused on winning. But, still amazing.
Veteran- Ah, basically my spirit animal. Lmao. Veteran is quite a good character, he's quite funny, has a nice voice, and is pretty ebic in general.
Captain- Captain, my beloved. Now. I know he gets babied a lot. But, even if I do love him half to death, there are some things I'd change about him. But over all, amazing character and on the top of my simp list-
The Gentleman- Oh b O y o H b O Y- now. I find the Gentleman to be VERY sus. But also super funny at times. Nowhere near my favorite but, he's a decent character.
Mr. Cheese- Ah. Where do I begin with Mr. Cheese. Now, he is a good character. But how he is sometimes portrayed and how he is basically put in the spot light by Gametoons...E H- not my favorite. But he still is ebic.
Mr. Egg- Alright, at this point, it might as well be cannon that he evades taxes. There is NO fucking way that man has THAT mansion, that much money, and PAYS HIS TAXES- I don't fucking believe it. Also, very ebic skittle man.
Rose- OKAY- fucking, kill me if you must but. H O T. W O M A N. How the frick did BDay get h E r? I know she is BARELY on screen but every time she is it's just- MMMMMMMMM. 10/10, would let her crush my skull with her thighs- MOViNG o N-BDay- If he isn't Bi, I will go to war with Gametoons. This man is VERY sus when it comes to words. J.V. Jowett's voice must be killed by how much he s c r e a m s. But, still, pretty nice. just unloyal >:{
Greaser- Now. This man. I got my friend to simp over this dude. And I'm proud of myself. Very ebic dude. Needs more screen time. Also H A H A Crybaby rockstar lookin dude go BRRR
Mother- MILF divorcee raising Satan's incarnates. Enough said.
Angel- Lesbian. Goals. I love Angel, she's very cleaver, her voice may be kinda annoying but I still. AMAZING.Baggy- FUCKING. PISS. BABY. I like him, Morty ass voice. BUT HE IS CERTIFIED PISS BABY-
Blondie- Legit EVERY OTHER FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL GIRL I'VE MET- but turns out I actually fucking hate her and I have no idea why :) thanks random emotions and feelings that I can't fucking control. Ruining Dum for me. And now Blondie.
Ms. Pink- HAHA SEX JOKES GO BRRR- also. Idk why I hate her....I just do-
Wizard- OH MY FUCKING GOD- I would NOT care if this man committed mass genocide. Underrated. HOT. HOT VOICE. Super amazing. 100% would let him step on my neck if he wanted to-
PF96- Okay so. 1, childish humor. Check. 2, every CC's favorite character. Check. 3, Perfect for every stupid ship to exist. CHECK-Hornsly- Hot, European, furry with a robot. The thing every series needs. Change my mind.
Flamingo- went from Mr. Egg on crack sounding to Mickey Mouse on crack sounding. Best glow up IMO. Also- please never shave your bird off again, sir-
Rookie- Ah yes. Panic attack man. Nice to see you. I really hardly remember you exist without looking at the wiki sO-Engineer- Okay. Now. The thing between Ryan and Katie is also giving me mixed feelings with Engineer. You love Gnome or n A h?
Happy- Ah yes. Host to the daddy issue having alien.
Balthazar- Ah yes, Daddy issue having alien.
Goober- ENBY icon. Amazing. If you don't like Goober please commit stop.
Ink- This is a joke from the Wiki. Don't ask...okay. Just know Ink is the only character stronger than the god of among us.Hunter- Okay so. If he inhales an atom of smoke- he'll die. He's a Veteran of the military. He's funny. And I bet you his main goal is to fist fight god.
Gnome- Okay. So. Pan woman. She's amazing and you cannot change my mind about EWWWWUH girl. Also there's something up between Katie and Ryan and I can't tell w H a T- are they BFF's? Enemies? BF and GF? E x p l a i n e t h-
Stoner- Ah yes. The geology major. Now, as someone who grows up in a house where everyone but me smokes weed(It's legal so.), I know that Ryan does an amazing job as Stoner. 10/10 favorite weed master.
Sheriff- Lil Nas X stan. Also gay and you cannot change my mind.
Dunkin- 1. "Dunkin Swearinger Cortez O'Barclay Gottenheimer" Ah yes. My favorite spell. 2. DILF that works for Dunkin Donuts.
Dum- I would rather become deaf than hear your fucking voice. 2nd least favorite character. Even though my version of Humanized her looks hot. (*cries in hates her but also finds her hot at points*)Aiden- B R O. Dr. Doctor's son is ebic. We need to see more of him.
Punk/roomate- either gay Rockstar or toric/NBLM/viramoric(whatever-) Rockstar
Freezy- Prepare for war, Walmart frosty-
Noob- I would love to see her body ripped apart. I hate her with every part of my being.
Not Orange- Ha. Call CPS
Blue/Monster- Ha. Call therapist.Pirate/Capt'n- Okay. Gay. Also, bro where did you g O- we need moar of the Capt'n
Sir Clogsworth- WHY DID YOU PLAY THE HARMONICA BACKWARDS? DUMBASS. Still amazing tho.
No Visor- I would say something but my No Visor simping friend would kill me so. Frog and possum love child.
Timmy and Franklin- Satanic children. be afraid. VERY afraid.
Ninja- *Insert something I'm supposed to know in Japanese but have been to overworked that I forgot*
Cub- Cub
and yeah....all that I felt like doing. So yeah.
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