Screw it ima rename this book

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Blaza: Meme what do you do in you're free time

Meme(within his mind): I drink in my free time I talk myself down I-

Meme: I don't have free time.

Blaza: stop it, get some help

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                         (Muffin on Opposite Day along with Nadwe)
Muffin (on Opposite Day along with Nadwe): I hate myself, I'm so dumb I'm an absolute basta***

Nadwe: I'm very short and blood does not have a good taste unless it's O- then it's wonderful and I hate Monika

Socks: he hates Monika!?

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Blaza: you owe me money

Nadwe: ok have 1000 dollars

Blaza: wait just a minute... is that MY wallet!?

Nadwe: YOU GOT THE MONEY!!!

Blaza: true point.

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Meme: *hic* I don't know wHy I w-*hic*-as sad!

Meme: FuCK yEaH!

Meme: let's see how mUch *hic* bottles of BeEr I haVeE hMMmmMmm

Meme: oH *hic* 200 bOttLes OF bEEr oN tHe WALl—*hic*

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Meme in the mirror: I do be looking fine

Socks: MEME MEME IN MY MIRROR I WILL FUCKING SLIT YOUR BODY IN PEICES IF YOU DONT SAY "Socks is the prettiest of them all" UNDERSTAND ME YOU LITTLE FUCK-

Meme: "Socks is the prettiest of them haha-..."

Fin 201 words :)

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