𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 - 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘺𝘶𝘶 𝘵𝘱𝘯 𝘢𝘶

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This chapter was stupider than my entire existence

Welcome to 'everyone either wants to murder Suga or is scared for Suga'

Kageyama was the most confused.

Hinata was just processing everything.

Tsukishima and Yamaguchi watched the two.

"Holy shit. I've said this a lot but today has been the weirdest day ever"

Kageyama stared at the three "Can you explain what the fuck you guys are talking about?"

"Today really is share your secrets day or something" Kei mumbled.

Shoyo sighed "I can tell him"

"You don't hav-"

"I want to"

......
Blah Blah Blah Explaining Shit
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"Yeah okay your life is fucked up"

Hinata rolled his eyes "Thanks. I'm kinda aware"

Then the tangerine looked at Tsukishima "What did you say about the orphanage anyways?"

"Oh just the fact I was surprised the three smartest kids from there became total idiots"

"Shut up"

"You were the one who asked"

Hinata pulled his phone out "Can someone try to open the door or see if anyone's outside so they could let us out" then he muttered "I swear Norman if you left with the keys I will find a way to murder you"

Kei stood up and went to check the doors.

"Locked"

"Oh fun. If I commit murder today could you guys defend me?"

"Sure"

"Great. Now that that's settled. I'm going to bed"

"How do you go to bed in a gym?"

Yamaguchi laughed "We can just wait for Daichi to come, he'll probably get mad at Suga and force him to give the keys. Kuroo probably would tell him that he locked us in the gym"

Just that moment. They heard the doors unlocking.

"Oh thank god" Kageyama groaned.

Hinata shot up "FREEDOM!"

"You love volleyball. I'm surprised you wouldn't wanna live in here" Kei huffed.

"There aren't any beds in here!"

"Hey, you four. I thought I said no arguing"

The doors were open. And standing there was Suga who was on Kuroo's back again, Kuroo who was protecting Suga from Daichi, Daichi (who was glaring at Suga), Iwaizumi who was holding Daichi back from murdering Suga, and Oikawa who was just standing there.

"Everyone's planning my murder, aren't they?" Suga asked.

"Yes. Yes we are" Hinata told him.

"Oh great! Okay then, I'm sleeping somewhere else tonight!"

Kuroo rolled his eyes "Did you guys make up?"

They all nodded, smiling (well Shoyo was smiled extremely bright, Yamaguchi smiled awkwardly, Kageyama just blushed and stared at the ground, and well... Kei just stared blankly)

"Okay so I deserve a thank you" Norman said proudly.

"No" Shoyo glared.

"Why not?"

"Well let's see... you locked us in a gym and didn't at least stay outside to unlock it. And when I texted you, you told
me you didn't want to get up and unlock it"

"And you hit me in the face with a volleyball" Tsukki added.

Daichi glared harder at Sugawara "You did what"

Iwaizumi sighed "Yeah. I don't want to witness a murder today so let's go, Dai"

"No"

"No murder today babe"

"Tomorrow?"

"Nope. And not the day after tomorrow"

The captain closed his eyes "Okay. Fine"

Iwa smiled and kissed him "Alright let's go"

Suga gagged "Get a room you two"

Daichi flipped him off and walked away with Iwaizumi.

"I have no idea why I'm here honestly. I just wanted some drama. But this was just boring" Oikawa rolled his eyes and then left.

"If you guys are dating did I do my job well?"

"Shut the fuck up Norman or else I'll find the nearest sharp object and stab you"

"Jesus christ you're mad"

Tadashi sighed, grabbing Hinata's hand "I think today just made us all mad. It was mostly my fault. Sorry"

"Don't apologize"

"I'm tired"

"We should go sleep"

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A/N
This was the stupidest yet most hilarious chapter I've ever written. I swear I need to stop eating candy.

Uh.

IwaDai special chapter is up next losers.

Ella needs their IwaDai.