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my new nickname

 vanilla45672, tell your mom my new nickname lol

so in group today we were learning about anger management

and so we were talking about fighting lol

and ms. yvonne (my teacher/guidance counselor... lady... idk)

said that the "talkers dont fight"

"its the quiet ones you gotta worry about"

and when im at the place im usually quiet asf because im thinking about everything im missing

i.e. wattpad stuff, instagram stuff, elliot page, etc.

anyways ms yvonne points to me and is like

"POCKET NINJA!" 

and im terrified cuz she just like yelled it (not really yelled it but just said it kinda loud haha)

so im like "?"

and shes like "i made your nickname pocket ninja when i was talking to Maya" 

maya is some other kid who got discharged yesterday 

anyways

she continues to say like

"you could jump on the back of someone tall and just start whooping their behind because your small stature and stuff"

then she gestures to Courtney aka Mouse Girl (marry_me_elliot_page and everyone in my insta group chat knows who im talking bout and why it's mouse girl lol) and says

"you tall so you better watch out cuz she could bite your ankles"

and then courtney just looks at me like "ok.......... then"

and im over here just giggling and not really paying attention because of this happy birthday thing hazel had sent me 

(istfg i was dying during lunch because someone had said its not my birthday and i immediately thought of elliot and ian i-)

so yea

my new nickname is pocket ninja

- love and signed, pocket ninja <3