someone explain to me why all the cute guys either too old for me or are gay. like wtf god
for example
todrick hall (right here)
is gay
but he real cute not to mention them eyes are so pretty i-
and then elliot page is 33
he's too old for me *sobs in corner*
p.s. istfg this is like funny but then weird
omg its me
marry_me_elliot_page ur welcome <3
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