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mike: you are a cunt and a fuckbag. you are the scum of the earth. a clotpole and a fucking prat. you are the gum on the bottom of my shoe. i wish to see you dead or dying at the bottom of a dark hole. you deserve nothing, you miserable, sack of donkey shit. there is nothing that the world has to offer you. you are the nastiest, most horrible person i have met in my life. you're a whore, and you're great at being one. when you talk, it's like someone threw a bucket of fish guts into my face. i'm going to fill your eyes with cold water and then make you drink it with a straw. i could end your pathetic, miserable life in the blink of an eye. open your god damn mouth one more time and i'll fire 10 bullets into your weak, fragile mind. you will suffer the blood eagle, and your lungs will be impaled upon your ribs. i'll personally make sure that your bladder and ears are connected to a hot sauce bottle. you will suffer a fate worse than any other. you will not even be unconscious when i stand amongst actions no sane man could commit to such a pathetic soul like yours. not everyone in this world is out to get you but i wish they all were. watch your back, you fucking asswipe, before i wipe you off the face of the earth
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incorrect quotes; stranger things
Fanfictionjust a collection of incorrect stranger things quotes; not all of these are mine so credits to the original writers! (mostly byler)
