dustin: happy mother's day, steve. i made you a card.
steve: you do realize that mother's day was invented by hallmark companies to scam children out of their hard-earned money by making them believe themselves terrible people if they don't participate, right?
dustin:
dustin: wha-
steve: *grabbing the card* thank you, i'm keeping it forever.
YOU ARE READING
incorrect quotes; stranger things
Fanfictionjust a collection of incorrect stranger things quotes; not all of these are mine so credits to the original writers! (mostly byler)
