The Obama Squad

You can't trust anyone

"I heard Obama got married"

DP choked.

"Fr?"

"Yeah"

DP, Kona, and Kags together form a squad called the Obama squad where they stalk- I mean where they fangirls over Obama. One day, they found out that Obama got married with a random pick me up mf called Y/N.

"Is that Y/N?"

"Why the fuck are they so short?"

Y/N is a sussy baka uwu potato and it angers the hell out of DP. Kags doesn't give a shit, meanwhile Kona despises how much of a pick me Y/N is.

"Obama our beloved married a pick me girl..."

"We have to do something"

Dp dragged kona to the bathroom by their hand and locked the door behind them.

"We need to get rid of that sussy baka named y/n"

Kona didn't say anything. They just nodded and left the bathroom.
Meanwhile kags was doing something unexpected...

"Y/n? Where's obama?"
-um uwu he is taking a shower
"Tell him he's expecting visitors tonight"
-b-but he needs his beauty sleep
"And you need your husband dont you? If you want to keep him then obey me"

Tobio hung up the phone and went to the kitchen to find kona cooking with dp

"BESTIESSSS ANY PLANS FOR TONIGHT??"

kona and dp looked at each other smirking. They knew what kags was planning but they were one step ahead.