The Obama Squad

The Obama Squad Spin-off : Kaida

Kaida used to be Oikawa's best friend. Ever since Phineas started showing up to Aoba Johsai, Kaida grew more and more distant from Oikawa. One day...

"Kaida-chan!" says Oikawa as he walked past Kaida.

"Oh, hey there... Oikawa." replied Kaida.

"I actually want to tell you something"

Kaida raised an eyebrow. She can't help but to feel curious, but if it's anything about Phineas... she's beating him up.

"I'm... going away in a few hours"

"What...?"

"Yeah, Phineas-"

Kaida kicked Oikawa's legs.

"Ouch! What was that fo-"

"You've changed, Oikawa. Ever since that Phineas fucker came... you spend most of your time with him"

"B-But I love him... Kaida-chan"

Kaida shook her head, then walked away leaving Oikawa.

-

"Kaida-chan, I'm serious"

Kaida sighed, putting the baseball bat down, she turned to face Oikawa.

"Alright then, I'm going to beat the shit out of you for the last time."

"I don't think that's a good- OW"

Kaida didn't even let Oikawa finished. She swing and swing the baseball bat at Oikawa multiple times. A short while later...

"You can go with your Phineas... whatever"

Oikawa immediately left, not even saying anything.

-

"Kaida!"

Sushi called over to Kaida.

"Hey there, Sushi"

"I want to ask you to go with me!"

Sushi pointed to a swamp picture.

"We're going to beat the fuck out of Shrek"

"Beating people? Bet"

-

A short while after beating Shrek and eating, Kaida was just chilling around when Kona approaches them.

"Hey, thinking about something?"

"Oh, just thinking of an old friend"

Kona sits beside Kaida.

"Who's your old friend?"

"A dumbass named Oikawa"

Kaida laughed, but immediately turns worried when she saw Kona's pale face.

"Are you okay? You look pale"

"I'm fine...

...I'm sure Oikawa's a great friend"

-

End of Spin-off!