The Obama Squad

The war

“I’m not all might”
All might- or not all might removes his mask and we see the face of shoto todoroki
“Bruh what the fuck is happening in this story???” Kona asks sick of everything
Y/N shrugs “honestly I have no idea.”

“Todoroki why are you here and why did u dress up as all might” y/n asks
“I don’t have to answer anything to you except Eren Yeager’s titan is destroying everything and we need to stop him so I’m here to capture you all and give to them”

“I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN” says pinkie pie from my little pony
“Thanks but why.. just why..” kona says
“I WILL USE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO HELP YOU KONA AND Y/N!”
Y/N smiles awkwardly and says “thank you”
“A fucking talking pony?? Wtf?” Todoroki says

“Yes, now get on my back kona and y/n we are going to rob obama” pinkie pie says
Todoroki says “you’re not going anywhere” and blasts pinkie pie with fire but she uses some party shit and blasts todoroki

Just as they were about to leave DP and Kags show up at their house on titan eren’s back

"KONA I CANT BELIEVE YOURE DOING THIS..."

Kona coughed.

"I'm so sorry besties..."

Pinkie Pie then fly taking Kona, Y/N, Iron Man, and the chipmunks away using her cannon balls. Eren Yeager chases them, throwing houses and rocks and other shit at Pinkie Pie.

"NVM WERE NOT GOING TO OBAMAS"

Pinkie Pie dashes away, they go to Disneyland.

"goofy you dumbass stop hitting the nae-nae"

"INCOMINGGG"

Pinkie Pie hits Donald Duck, almost killing it but Donald survived phew.

"Oh boy! What's going on here?" asks Mickey Mouse.

"Shit, we're running away from Eren Yeager" replied Kona.

"who the fuck is eren yeager"

"whoever that is, they sound dangerous!"

Mickey whips out his Magic Kingdom wand thingy idk and he summons his shoe house.

"MISHKA MUSHKA MICKEY MOUSE!"

The shoe house popped out of nowhere.

"Come in besties! Let's hide here!"

While kona and the others are hiding in the magic kingdom shit, kags and dp are searching the whole disney land resort for kona.

"Ugh where the fuck are those fuckers??? They know they're gonna get caught anyways so why even bother hiding??"

Dp stayed silent and listened to kags ranting about kona.

"I-I think we should maybe go that way"
Said dp as she pointed at the star wars area.

"Fine I guess.. this looks like a better hiding place anyways"

As they entered that area, a dark figure slowly walked towards them.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND STOP BREATHING SO LOUDLY BITCH"

dp was scared but she decided to speak up
"WHO ARE YOU???"

the dark figure just continues walking towards them, took off his mask and said
"I'm Darth Vader....your father"

"DP DARTH VADER IS....YOUR FATHER!?!?!?"

"Children, follow me. I know where mickey is"

“I never knew I had a father, I have two moms shawty “ said dp
“Kinda cool but wtf how could you never question who your real parent was?” Kags said
“Honestly I didn’t care” dp said

Darth Vader went sad as beautiful background music started playing and started his story “It was a long time ago I fell in love with a beautiful woma-“
“Cut the crap, I don’t give a fuck, where is mickey?” dp said
“What she said!” Kags said

“I will beat you both with lightsabers if you don’t listen to my story” darth vader threatened with tears in his eyes
“Ok”
“Ok”
“So basically dp was born, her mom was nicki minaj, who was a stupid bitch so she fell off a mountain, end of story, kinda miss her but eh” darth finished
DP and Kags laughed for 2 hours and then they threatened vader to tell them where mickey is
Darth Vader said no
Then dp and kags brought their light sabers and killed darth vader, he became a ghost and showed them where mickey and the gang are

Then they ran into kona who was crying for some reason
“What happened-“ dp and kona both asked

"M-M-M-M-M-Mickey..."

"W-What happened?" asks Kags.

"M-M-Mick-"

"SPIT IT OUT"

DP slapped the hell out of Kona.

"JUST LOOK"

Kona slapped DP back then pointed to Mickey floating. He summons a literal nuclear.

"AYO WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHILL" screamed Kags at Mickey.

Mickey ignored him and sighed.

"My greatest enemy..."

Mickey pointed to the shining small figure flying above him. DP and Kags both gasped while Kona continue to sob.

"It is I... Remy from Ratatouille"

Remy smirks.

"Tsk. It's been so long since Cartoon War II"

"Indeed it is, my beloved Mickey"

Remy pulled out his cooking stuff idk then started making explosives.

"Wait, things doesn't have to go this way!"

Tinkerbell fly between them.

"Fuck off" Mickey burned Tinkerbell to ashes.

"W-We need to get out of here!" DP panicked.

"STOP THIS MADNESS"

They all look up to see...

Phineas and Oikawa.

"PHINNEAS!?!?!?" gasps kona

"OIKAWA??? WHAT THE FUCK-" said dp

Oikawa smirks and clears his throat
"YOU SEE PEOPLE...ME AND PHINNEAS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. TOGETHER! WE WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF Y-"
2 long sleeves started choking oikawa and phinneas resulting them to collapse on the ground and die

Kags tried to see who the killer was while kona and dp were on the corpse's side screaming.

"Is this..."

"Yuh"

Kona and dp immediately turned towards the killer and gasped

"A-ARIANA?!?!?!"

"yuh"

"BITCH YOU JUST KILLED 2 INNOCENT PEOPLE" yelled dp at ariana

"They weren't really innocent dp..they wanted to kill us-" said kags

"STOP BEING DRAMATIC AND LET ME CONTINUE MY GENOCIDE" screamed mickey

"OH HELL YOU WONT"
yelled tom Holland as he wore his spider man mask and trapped mickey in a nest

"T-t-tom holland???"

Kona was blushing like crazy and tried to hide their face while kags was eating a chunk of the spider nest

"Wait chewing sounds where is dp???"

Kags started looking around and saw something unexpected....

"KONA DP JUST GOT KIDNAPPED BY SHREK"