[sirius and james as aurors at some point probably]
sirius: there's a naked man dancing in the middle of the road
james, in his two-way mirror: copy that
sirius, starting to remove his clothes: ok but I don't think I can dance as good as that man to be honest-
james: huh-
james: wAIT- NO-
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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes
