All the way from Wonderland: Loki x Fem!reader

Chapter 8 - Hydra

You tried every spell you could over the course of two weeks. Wong helped out when he could but Loki was always by your side to make sure you didn't give up. He was such a good person... maybe even a friend.

A handful of the team had been called on a mission two days ago; Steve, Sam, Bucky, Natasha, Bruce and Tony. As for the others? Well, Thor and Loki were to visit a doctor called Selvig for a few hours after dropping Peter off at school.

Pietro, Wanda and Vision were out for lunch which left you alone in the tower- with Clint, of course, though he was taking his bird nap. The archer took a weird approach to naps. Total noise cancelling attire which you didn't understand considering all this effort was put in only for him to choose the most easily echoed part of the tower; The vents- of course his hearing aids did help that part, you assumed.

Peace rung silently through each crevice of the lounge—tower stilling in the breeze-less air. That was until rapid marching hit your ears from the halls, cup of tea steaming from the mug. Scurrying backwards, your body tilted back to see men with guns and masks, a weird skull-octopus symbol along their uniform.

"Hello?"

They all turned to you, the main intruder up front walking forward with the weapon. "Hands behind your back, on your knees,"

"I feel as thought one should invite a person for dinner before initiating such a thing," you walked to the kitchen as the laser dots followed.

"Hands behind your back, on your knees," they demanded again making you sigh.

"You really must be more respectful... how about a game? Hm? Croquet perhaps?" A flamingo, stiff as baked meringue peaks, conjured in your hand, the other holding a hedgehog which you dropped. "Let's play,"

"Are you stupid? I said on your knees!"

"And I said... let's play!" The flamingo's head rose up and slammed onto the hedgehog, perfectly hitting the head of operation.

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"Anyone want more tea?" you hum to the group, your feet kicked up onto the clustered table. Every soldier was tied, bloodied, and bruised in chairs as tea poured into cups before them. Of course no use considering duct tape restricted their talking. Such chatter bugs without them, in all honesty.

A muffle exited the first man down, both your legs propped onto the floor before lifting onto the seat and running across the long table. China and food clattered away as a teapot zoomed to pour it's contents onto a suddenly no longer passed out soldier.

"Yes, dear?" You lean down to his height, stripping away the gag.

"Fuck you, whore," slapping the tape on him again and kicking without mercy using the back of your heel, you heard the elevator doors open, every member entering.

"Weird how we all came back at the same time- what the fuck?" Tony gapes.

"Afternoon!" You gleam, kicking a tea cup into one of the intruders close to falling into unconsciousness.

"What happened??" Bruce looked at the spilled crimson and broken walls, water spewing tap and hung open fridge door. The one pearly white couches now ripped with small hedgehogs crawling about and flamingo's stuck in the wall beak first.

"I think these imbeciles forget how to play croquet, shame really, would have been such fun!" You sing to the groaning group still in pain.

"Hydra," Steve rushes with a few as Tony falls to the ground, looking at his living room. Wanda and Nat went to your side first, bombarding you with questions as Thor picked up a hedgehog in admiration.

"Woah..." Clint renters the lounge with tussled hair and post-sleep bags under his hooded eyes. "Anyone going to eat that?" he points to a slice of cake which you shake your head then gesture at. "Sweet,"

"You highness, what happened?"

"Hm? Oh, forget the title, I'm sick and tired of it," you wave off Steve's formality and jumped onto the table again, scrambling through the surface area to jump back in your seat. "You're all cute trying to remember how to address me, I really don't care, just fun watching you catch your tongues,"

"Okay, Y/n, what happened?"  Tony asks with a glare.

"I made tea, they walked into the lounge, he told me to get on my knees with my hands behind my back-"

"He what?" Loki snapped his gaze to the man you pointed to.

"I said he should buy me dinner first but he was persistent so I played croquet... he did also call me a whore," your words caused Loki's blood to boil, a knife sliding from his sleeve into his hand while the man in question shook in fear.

"And it led to this??" Bruce does a replay of your words in his head.

"Well... yes! Honestly, I haven't had that much fun in ages, let's celebrate with tea," cups all landed in everyone's grasp with a cookie on the saucer.

After discarding his plans of attack, Loki moved forward to you, holding the cup as everyone went on to help inform Shield and deal withe agents. "Y/n, are you okay?"

"Of course, why wouldn't I be?" When his hand lifted to your shoulder, you flinched away making him lower his head, looking at you sternly. "I'm fine,"

"Come with me, now," he placed a hand on the small of your back, ushering you to his room as Thor watched with a smirk, nudging to Wanda and Nat who grin.

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Another chapter? Is Anna feeling generous??

- Anna ❤️