Captain: Is pink panther a lion?
Player: Say that again but slower
Captain: I don't get it ??
Player: Hes a pink PANTHER
Captain: Okay?? But is he a lion?
Player: He's a panther.
Captain: is that a type of lion?
Player: It's a fucking panther
Captain: I just googled. They are not pink
Player: . . .
Player: And lions are?!
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