Player: Let me show you guys a picture from last night that really upset me.
Captain: Okay, but in my defense, Veteran bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Player: Thats not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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FanficWhere all my stupid ideas go. I dont own most of these. The ones I do own I will say.
