Veteran: Dude you were so drunk last night
Player: what?! Was not!
Veteran: you picked up my little sister and shook her saying "Dora! How'd you get out of the TV?!"
Player: What's so bad about that? She's Mexican right?
Veteran: We are Irish-
Veteran: But after that you duck taped her to our 62" tv and said "that's better"
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FanficWhere all my stupid ideas go. I dont own most of these. The ones I do own I will say.
