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The Gentleman: I made tea.

Mr. Cheese: I don't want tea

The Gentleman: I did not make the tea for you. This is my tea.

Mr. Cheese: then why are you telling me this?

The Gentleman: It is a conversation starter

Mr. Cheese: that's a lousy conversation starter.

The Gentleman: oh, it is? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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