The Gentleman: I made tea.
Mr. Cheese: I don't want tea
The Gentleman: I did not make the tea for you. This is my tea.
Mr. Cheese: then why are you telling me this?
The Gentleman: It is a conversation starter
Mr. Cheese: that's a lousy conversation starter.
The Gentleman: oh, it is? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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