Mr. Cheese: You, me, gas station.
The Gentleman: What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course!
Mr. Cheese: Uh oh! There was a roofie in my gas station sushi!
The Gentleman: we black out and wake up in a sewer.
Mr. Cheese: We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish.
The Gentleman: You know what that means? Fish Orgy!
Mr. Cheese: The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're going fight it, bear fight, bear handed......bear...naked.
The Gentleman: Oh yes! We befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl and ride it into a chucky cheese.
Mr. Cheese: Dance, Dance revolution.
The Gentleman: Revolution? Over throw the government? Uh I think so.
Mr. Cheese: Next thing I know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
The Gentleman: Than I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up and do a blunt. White out, which I didn't know you could do.
Mr. Cheese: Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun.
The Gentleman: Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in!
Both of them: hdhdndndndndndndndjns
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