My Knight in a Green Hoodie (Dream x Reader)

7. Feather Light

Feather Light
(Chapter Two- part 4)

Third P.O.V

The three of them parted from their hug, giggling through tearstained faces and clogged noses.

Y/N stuck out her tongue in disgust with an angry expression, only managing to look like an angry kitten. This gesture made every die of laughter as she slowly lifted her head to make eye contact with the obnoxious blonde boy in front of her still.

Tommy tried his best to keep a straight face but let's be honest. He isn't as straight as he thought- jk.

Tommy tried his best to keep a straight face, but it only contorted into one that made him look constipated.

Wilbur slapped his thigh, letting out a loud wheeze. The brunette found himself on the floor crying once more, only this time, it's because he can't stay sober enough to inhale.

Philza did the same, crawling over to Wilbur to slap his back. That knocked more air out of the brown-haired boy as he dramatically reached a hand out upwards, placing the other on his heart.

Techno, internally, was dying from laughter. On the outside, his expression was much like the one of Tommy's. It was a very constipated face.

Tommy-*wheeze*- you look so fucking constipated-pFFT-" Philza could barely gasp out the words.

Y/N didn't have a hard time maintaining her calm, unlike her family. Tubbo laughed, but he didn't look constipated or half-dead while doing so.

That's when Kristen walked in.

"I don't wanna know," She grumbled, raising a hand to stop Tubbo, who was about to explain the current situation.

"Hi, mum!" Tommy laughed mischievously. It had always been a joke to call Kristen 'mom'. Everyone did at this point, even Philza. That's because she cared for the crackhead family. However, that didn't stop her from almost killing Phil with a butcher knife once.

That's a story for another time.

"As lovely as this reunion is, I'll take a wild guess and say that Y/N forgot to show you the reason she bolted out the doors." Kristen cocked an eyebrow, crossing her arms as she glared.

Everyone turned their head to Y/N. She seemed to be out of it, considering she was staring at a wall.

"Is she dead?" Tommy whispered to the boy beside him.

"How the fuck am I supposed to know?!" Tubbo whisper-yelled back.

"You two suck at whispering." Wilbur facepalmed. Tommy started a cussing fit while Tubbo just cackled at his best friends rage.

Kristen was rubbing her temples. Whispering words of coercion to keep herself from chucking someone out the window.

"You're 17 years old, Tommy. Act like it." Kristen snapped her gaze towards Tommy.

The blonde boy shut his trap. Almost everyone in the room shivered at Kristen's deadly aura.

"Phil, you have a terrifying choice in women," Tommy whispered to the other blonde.

"Shut up, Tommy." Philza flatly replied.

"It runs in the family." Phil aggressively whispered. Wilbur meekly nodded.

"I don't wanna be like you, Phil," Tommy whispered.

"Then be like Techno or Wilbur, I dunno-" Phil responded.

"Techno almost killed Tubbo with a firework and kills orphans as a hobby, and Wilbur fucked a fish and has a fox for a son. Do you really want me to be like them?!" Tommy snorted.