Shawn: "SID BRING MY BAT BACK OR I'LL SHOVE YOUR MASK SO FAR UP YOUR-"
Sid (during an interview): "Listen, I never plan on jumping off stuff. I just do what feels right, y'know?"
Alessandro: "So it felt right to break your heels?"
Sid: "SHADDAP ALEX"
Colleen: "I don't really have a favorite uncle, but if I had to choose, it would probably be Sid."
Mick: *sad Mick noises in the background*
Colleen: "I said if I HAD to choose!"
Joey: "It's really nice not being the shortest one in the band anymore." *grins at Colleen*
Colleen: *glares daggers at him*
Chris: *getting out his phone to record the eventual manslaughter*
Corey: "Yeah, we all get along pretty well, except when we have to use a tour bus-"
Sid: "COLLEEN AND MICK ALWAYS HOG THE FUCKIN BATHROOM"
Mick: "Listen, this hair isn't going to condition itself."
Jay: *mid-interview* "Ooo, butterfly!"
Alex: "Wait, let me see!"
Shawn: *facepalm*
Craig: *smiling*
Colleen: *singing* "My daughter died in a rowboat and I never told anyone..."
Corey: *concerned*
Colleen: *giggles* "Until nooow!"
"Dude, what if we brought back the goat skull?"-Shawn
"What if we don't?"-Jim
"YOU'RE SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVE ENERGY JIM"-Shawn
*silence*
"I'M AN ARTIST"-Shawn
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FanfictionThis book is to answer questions about Colleen Taylor, her life with Slipknot, and anything else you guys want to know! As usual, the cover picture is not mine, and the only thing I own is Colleen Taylor's character. All rights are reserved.
