Me: @Haruka_303 has sent me dares! DARES TIME! Gary motherfuckin' oak you will not be a perv anymore (rip the dark side) Clemont , i dont think i dared you before so imma just dare you to have "the talk" with bonnie. If you disagree you will be turned into a failed invention that will blow up >:) Same to you may , just like clemont you have to have "the talk" with max >:) Now if you disagree i will starve you to death. >:)) Now , some TRUTHS :D Max , what do you think of bonnie? Brock , i feel your loneliness so if you were given the chance to date one of the girls here who would you date? Trip , honestly why are you even here?- Cilan , since you are a "connoiseur" or whatever its spelled like , please give an HONEST opinion on everyones cooking :)
Me: *gasping for air* that was so lengthy
Me: alright time to get started *snaps*
Everyone: *appears*
Ash: let me guess, dare time
Me: yup!
Everyone: *sigh*
Me: alright first one up... is Gary!
Me: You will be turned into a normal person instead of a perv
Gary: nooooo
Ash: doesn't sound too bad to me
Gary: pls don't do it
Me: *snaps*
Gary: ...
Red: *pops out of nowhere* B!cth that's my line *leaves*
Me: ok then... hey Gary want some panties
Gary: eeeww hell no!
Me: next up is... Clemont
Me: *whispers in Clemonts's ear*
Me: *snaps Bonnie and Clemont to a different room*
Serena: where are they going
Me: don't worry about it
(Meanwhile)
Bonnie: I'm telling you big brother you got to get yourself a girlfriend!
Clemont: I'm telling you for the 55th time, NO!
Bonnie: how about Korrina, she seems like a nice partner.
Clemont: *Blushing* were just friends
Bonnie: I'll go bring the news to Triple-A (A.K.A. my nickname in the soccer team)
Clemont: who's that
Bonnie: *walks away*
Clemont: wait no Bonnie come back don't tell him!
(Back with me and the rest of the gang)
Me: go fish
Gary: D@mnit this game is stupid! *throws cards down*
Bonnie: Hey I'm back
Bonnie: *whispers in my ear*
Me: I see... anyway Max do the same with May *snaps them away*
(with Max and May)
Max: sooo, I heard you liked Drew
May: *knocks Max out* we are not talking about that
(with me)
Cilan: aha! checkmate!
Ash: *flips the table over*
May: *dragging Max's unconscious body*
Me: I-
May: don't ask *mad face*
Me: now for some truths!
Me: Max what do you think of Bonnie *puts the microphone to his mouth*
Max: x_x
Me: good answer!
May: ohhhh he loves Bonnie soo much
Me: Is that so?
May: yup
Mee: All alright then, next truth!
Me: Brock if you have anybody to date in this room who would you choose.
All the boys except Me and Ash: * pull out guns*
Brock: *nervous* uhhhh
Ash: *starts eating a cookie*
Me: can I have one?
Ash: sure *gives me a cookie*
Me: yay!
Brock: I-I don't know? Serena-
Ash: *pulls out Glock*
Brock: not Serena
Me: *Snaps nurse joy and officer jenny here*
Nurse Joy: huh?
Officer Jenny: what the...
Brock: Nurse Joy
Me: good choice *snaps both of them away*
Trip: to answer that question you should ask that douchebag over there *points at me*
Me: *looks up from dipping cookies in milk* huh?
Me: anyway... cooking competition now!
Me: *snaps* I have given all of you a cooking corner. You will all be cooking food and Cilan will be the judge. when time runs out then you should not continue cooking. rules: do not use ingredients that are not provided to you, no drugs, and finally, you should not trespass on anyone else's cooking corner.
Me: and with that... begin *starts timer*
(1 hour goes by)
Me: *eating Cheez-its* time is up!
Everyone: *stops*
Me: ok, Cilan you do the honors *shuffles away*
(After a while)
Cilan: I present the winner... Serena!
Serena: YAY!
Me: okay... next set from @AshPikachu22 I dare Gary to say who he loves. Serena has to Kalos kiss ash.
Me: Gary...
Gary: fine... Misty *blushes*
Mist: *le gasp*
Me: now... for the second dare!
Serena: fine... *Kalos kiss*
Ash: *trying to hold in the blush* Thanks Serena
Girls: *breaths in*
Boys: wait no!
Girl: *squealing*
Boys: f*ck my eardrums hurt!
Me: @VapidViper558 has a dare for Me and Dawn. I dare you to tell me about your crush. Dawn has to go on a date with Viper(me)
Me: I really didn't have a crush... I or my brothers never had a crush
Me: next up, Date! *snaps*
Viper: *appears*
Viper: huh? where am I
Me: remember your dare.
Viper: oh yeah...
Me: *snaps both Dawn and Viper into fancy clothing and brings them both to a fancy restaurant*
Me: Have Fun!!
Viper: *starts flirting*
Me: wow, I didn't know viper was a flirt boy *drinking iced tea*
Me: wait, hold up. are they kissing!
(Viper and Dawn leave)
Me: *shocked*
Me: I must ask him to teach me his ways
