Ash: *walks into the main room* hey Triple A! what's for breakfast!
Ash: *walks into the main room but it is dark* huh... that's weird. whatever
Ash: *fumbles to find the light switch and finds it*
Ash: aha! *presses light switch*
Everyone but Paul, Trip, and Ash: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Ash: AH! *gets scared and falls on his groin* (my god the choice of words that I decided was stupid)
Everyone but Ash, Paul, and Trip: *hands him a present*
Ash: huh? what are these for?
Me: don't tell me you forgot your own birthday!
Ash: I HAVE A BIRTHDAY!
Me: ? *nods*
Ash: HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THIS! HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW ANYWAY!?
Me: we ask your mother
Ash: HOW OLD EVEN AM I!?
Me: you're approximately... 22 but your real age is 10
Ash: WHAT!?
Me: yup.
Ash: *runs to his room and locks it*
Me: crap... Dawn, go check on him
Dawn: ok *checks on him*
Dawn: he's crying and saying his life is all a lie.
Me: OH GOD@MNIT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD DAY FOR HIM! NOW HE'S GOING THROUGH AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
Me: *goes to his room* hey Ash can you get out of your room
Ash: ...
Me: good to know.
Me: *has an idea*
Me: Serena, go help him.
Serena: HUH! WHY ME!?
Me: because he likes you
Serena: B-But h-how a-am I supposed t-to g-get in?
Me: leave it to me!
Gary: what are you going to do?
Me: my brother taught me how to lockpick bedroom doors so whenever I get locked out of my room I can get in. *starts lockpicking*
Door: *click*
Me: Aha! success!
Me: now Serena
Serena: o-ok *walks in*
Drew: Are you sure this will work
Me: of course it will.
(with Serena)
Serena: hey Ash
Ash: ...
Serena: Ash please talk to me.
Ash: ...I just don't get it.
Serena: get what?
Ash: everything has been hidden from me.
Ash: First, Dad. Second, My Birthday
Serena: ...
Ash: *chuckles* It's funny y'know I feel like I don't belong among the people who call this place Earth. I feel like I can't have the truth.
Ash: Serena, I know I can trust you, you were the best childhood friend I've ever had.
Ash: Serena...
