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Best Friends

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by WolfjawsWriter

by WolfjawsWriter

George: we're best friends

Lockwood: the best!

George: but even best friends know there's certain topics of discussion to avoid

Lockwood: exactly! Like religion...

George: politics...

Both: and which Pixar movie is the best!

George: but we both know it's Wall-E

*dramatic bang*

Lockwood: no...the Incredibles

George: no, Wall-E. It was a beautiful story told with barely any talking. That's a cinematic masterpiece

Lockwood: no, the Incredibles! Best hero and best villain!

George: uh, they got nothin' against a cute robot!

Lockwood: but guess which one's getting a sequel!

George: o-oh, okay, we're doing this. So let me tell you—

Quill: *pulls up in a car and gets out of the driver's side* Um, Toy Story, it's got a trilogy!

George: oh, big deal!

Quill: don't tell me you didn't cry at the third movie! And all the spin-offs, are you kidding me? No movie even has close to—

Lucy: *appearing to smack George with a bag of trash*MONSTERS INC!

George: are you KIDDING ME? Monsters INC?

*descends into arguing*

Skull: *appearing* guys! ... Cars?

*everyone pauses*

*they all charge at Skull, screaming*