Lockwood: *jumpingly approaches George and Lucy in a firefighter costume* ding-a-ling! I just wanted to drop by and tell you two we ought to be hot-steppin' it out to the street in a brisk but orderly fashion
George: is this a fire drill?
Lockwood: no sir, there's an actual fire; I was in the kitchen. I wanted you guys to be the first to know before I tell everyone else. I know! It's not right to play favourites, but it's also not right to sit on your feelings and I don't know what I'd do without you guys
*George and Lucy silently get up and leave*
Lockwood: Okay. *into a megaphone* FIRE! FIRE! THERE'S A FIRE!
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