Shrek x Reader

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You slowly approach Shrek. Your voices trembles, but you make sure it's loud enough for him to hear. "Mr. Shrek sir, I mean you no harm. I was just wondering if I could stay the night at this beautiful gorgeous swamp that you have. You see, I am quite lost and have nowhere to go." 

Shrek's irresistible brown orbs bore into your own. He seems almost taken aback by your statement. "Well, if it's just for one night...I don't mind all that much. It's just me and my pal Donkey that live here, after all."

Donkey...

Someone standing in the way of you and Shrek.

He would need to be eliminated.

"Sounds delightful." You bit back the venom in your voice, as you tried to focus on the positives, tried to focus on Shrek.

Shrek guided you inside his swamp, and you began to make a plan.