What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Just killed a woman

Touya: Feeling good

Fuyumi: Touya—

Natsuo: No, no give him a second

Touya: Wait what

Rei: What was that??

Touya: hUh

Rei: Are you murdering people again?

Touya: I was quoting Tommyinnit wtf

Rei: Answer the question

Touya:

Natsuo: KBVCXCVBN

Keigo: You're grounded

Touya: Eiiii no I'm not

Keigo: Go to your room

Touya: What room?

Keigo: Room.  Now.

Touya: Girl I'm an adult and I have control over my life 🙄

Keigo: "I have control over my life" yeah right

Keigo: That's coming from the one who burned down the table when you dropped a sandwich on the floor

Touya: I TOLD YOU I MUST GREIVE

Keigo: You're still not in your room

Touya: bUt

Keigo: Butts are for sitting, now go to your room

Touya: *eating

Shouto: You're gross

Touya: Says the one who ate the broccoli's ass 🙄

Shouto: THAT'S STILL NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

Rei: Shouto!  Watch your language!

Shouto: Fucking French

Shouto: Damn isn't even that bad

Keigo: I'm going to ground you too

Touya: Haha you're getting grounded

Shouto: Tf?  So are you???

Touya: And?  It's still fucking hilarious

Shouto: You're a fucking dick

Touya: Well I mean

Touya: People say you are what you eat, and let me tell you, I'm the biggest dick in town

Shouto: You know what, being grounded sounds better than this.

Shouto: Izuku, come join me in my room