Mommy Hisoka [A Hunter X Hunter Fanfic]

Chapter 2: Clowns, Cupcake Wars....and Baths?

((A/N: Just so everyone knows I really have no idea what direction this fic will go. I'm mostly winging it, and writing it for fun. Sorry if everyone goes majorly out of character, I may do things like that to make it funnier. I also make Hisoka border-line pedophile, and I know some people hate when Hisoka's character is interpreted that way. I apologize, it's all in good fun with my weird humor. Anyways, enjoy. XD))
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"Killuuuaaaaa, you stop eating the icing too. You have such a sweet tooth." I felt a tiny smack being hit on the back of my head by the raven haired boy next to me. Oh yeah, so this was how we got to making cupcakes. Apparently it would make a fun activity.

Fun activity my ass.

"Shut up Gon." I mumbled in annoyance, moving my hand back towards the bowl of icing, about to dip a pale finger in until a hard smack landed on my hand.

Ok now that one actually hurt.

I drew my hand back, frowning as the pink welt was already starting to appear on my skin. "Hey-"

"You heard Gon-Kun."

Oh.

So it was him.

The perpetrator in question smiled down at me with a mischievous look, arching an eyebrow at me.

I gave him a death glare back. If I was lucky enough it'd kill him and we could be spared this awkward week to come.

Unfortunately my evil looks weren't working. If it was up to me I'd pack up and leave; who wants to spend a week with this creep?

But, I couldn't leave Gon alone with Hisoka.

Oh God no, I couldn't.

"Completeo!" Gon suddenly bursted out, pointing at the finished product of the cupcakes and speaking the English word with a thick accent.

"Great." I said with a less amused tone, reaching out a hand again to grab a soft pink cupcake, only to have another hard smack delivered.

"Seriously, what is your deal?!" I snarled harshly, very annoyed at this point as I pulled back, hands going on my hips. If it was anyone else I probably would've just gotten rid of them by now. However.....even I knew Hisoka was stronger than I was, unfortunately. The only reason I was assured he wouldn't hurt us was due to his strange fascination with Gon.

"Hmm? You didn't help make them, obviously." He chuckled in return, eyes leering.

Seriously, could he just not.

"Killua can have some!" Gon reached over to grab a cupcake, holding it up towards me. "Here!"

My eyes trailed from the cupcake, then to Gon's face. Agh, this opportunity was too hard to resist.

"Thank you." I reached up, acting as though I was going to grab it, but instead I pushed the bottom of the cupcake and it went soaring....right at Gon's face.

As the pink icing collided with his surprised brown eyes a laugh hackled through me, and I doubled over.

"What?! You aren't getting away with that!" My laughter stopped as Gon had armed himself with two more of the treats, a wide grin spreading on his face.

I merely grinned back and turned, already sprinting away out of the kitchen, being followed by the armed Gon.

We must've left Hisoka wondering wtf was wrong with us.

As cupcakes hurled towards me I dodged the best I could, watching as they mainly collided with the walls and furniture. I wasn't really concerned about this at the moment though as I kept zigging and zagging around the house, trying to find the best place to hide for cover.