Old ninjago one shots

Kai x Lloyd all gelled up

Lloyd P.O.V

"Kai..Love..GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF MY FACE" I say as I push Kai's face away from mine as we cuddle. He whines and tries to pull me closer.

"PORCUPINE NOOOO! Your hair is too spikey. It hurts" I reason as I try to wiggle out of his death grip.

Okay fine I love the boy, but I tell you one day he is going to impale me in the face with his hair!

I'll tell you about the time he asked me out.

"Lloyd, you green idiot, will you be the luckiest boy on Earth and become my boyfriend?" Kai asked me about a year ago. "Wait didn't you get that wrong? Won't you be the lucky one if I say yes to you?" I asked him rather confused at his kai-ified pickup line. "I Kai-ified it" Nailed it. "So what's your answer?" He asked me again. Damn I hadn't replied yet. "Silly me. YES KAI!" I scream fake dramatically.

He smiles such a cute smile and pulls me into a hug, wrapping his arm around me and squishing our faces together. But the hug wasn't that romantic.

"MY EYE!!!" I scream pushing him away. Kai's spikey, over-gelled, pointed, sharp hair went into my eye. I frantically rubbed my eye trying to soothe the pain. "KAI HOW MUCH GEL DO YOU USE?" rhetorical question. He uses 1 jar per week. And that jar is supposed last over a month. He kneels beside me running a hand through his gelled hair. "Oh my god Lloyd I am sorry!!! Ahhh shit now you're crying." He spoke super worried. Of course I was crying, he fucking stabbed my eye, that sexy hot asshole. I felt his hand touch my face as he rubbed my tears away with his thumb. My sobbing slowed down a bit as his thumb brushed over my eye. After which I gave it a vigorous rub with my fist. My eye started hurting more. But with a more burning sensation.

"AHHHHH KAI YOUR GEL WENT INTO MY EYE! FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM ME!" I scream crying harder. Lol did I cry a lot that day. I jump up and start running around the bounty finding the one thing that could help me. "Water!" I think I bumped into every wall and door frame in this ship. Kai was running behind me

"Lloyd wall" bump!

"Lloyd door" bang!

"Kai you're not helping! The hell kind of boyfriend have you been for the past 15 minutes!" I scream until I finally bump into a girl. "Nya! Water! Face!" I scream shaking her. Next thing I know my face abd clothes are drenched. I sigh in happiness as the vool feeling soothes my eye.

I open them to see my savior and pain bringer. "Nya thanks. Your brother is so bad at being a boyfriend. 15 minutes and he's already made me cry." I smirk. Knowing Kai, he hasn't told nya of his crush on me. Nya starts fangirling. "Omg kai and Lloyd!!!! Why did nobody tell me!" Soon enough everyone in the bounty found out.

My favourite part will always be telling everyone our first 15 minutes of bring together.

"Hey waffle-poo what are you thinking of?" Kai asked me while kissing my cheek, careful not to poke me. OMG he has the worst petnames... waffle-poo?!?!?

"Haha I was just telling our reader of the first 15 minutes we were together. Wasn't it amazing porcupine?" I give him a kiss on his lips while he turns pale thinking about the incident. I laugh as he (finally) kisses me back.

"You didn't tell them everything did you?" Kai asked pulling away. I pull him closer, his breath hovering over my lips. "Maybe I did" I pull him for a kiss again.

Oh my god such a cute porcupine