Living with the Dunphy's

Come Fly with Me

Phil started off the day by watching a Baseball game on TV.

"Honey, I thought you were going to take out the garbage." Claire said.

"I am." Phil said getting up, but he still stared at the TV.

He was about to sit down again, so Claire had to remind him.

"Phil." she reminded.

"Yes. Getting it." Phil quickly stood up, but once again he kept staring at the TV. The garbage was right next to him, so Claire was annoyed and just picked it up instead.

"I was gonna get it." Phil told her, than he continued watching his game.

While Claire was opening the door, she saw Dylan waiting at the doorstep.

"Dylan?" Claire said.

"Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. Um, I'm just waiting for Haley." He said.

"Did you ring the bell?" Claire asked him.

"I texted. She said she'd be down in a minute." Dylan told her.

"Oh great. Tell her I said 'Hi'." Claire said.

"I will." Dylan responded back.

Dylan decided to walk in, Phil noticed him.

"Dylan! D Money! Chillin' with Dylan the villian! 'D' to the 'Y' to the-" Dylan cut him off.

"Hey, Mr Dunphy." Dylan said.

"Hey! Come on in. You're just in time to catch the end of the game." Phil told him.

"Oh, I'm not really a baseball guy." Replied Dylan.

Dylan got a notification on his phone, right after that, Claire walked into the kitchen.

"Haley says hi!" Dylan told Claire.

"I was just being facetious." Said Claire.

"Come on. I'll catch you up." Phil said, he patted a seat on the couch so Dylan can watch the game.
There was a mini pause.
"Sit it. Park it." Phil said.

Dylan was sitting down farther from Phil.

"Come on. I don't bite." Phil told him, he wanted Dylan to sit a bit more closer.

Dylan sat down more close.

Y/N came from upstairs.

"Oh, hey Dylan." Y/N waved at him.

"Oh, hi." Dylan said.

"Okay. See that guy? He's the tying run. Interesting story about him. He's been stuck on second base forever, and I'm pretty sure he's gonna try and steal third, which is just a terrible, terrible idea." Phil said.

Dylan was getting pretty bored.

Phil decided to change the conversation.
"How are you and Haley doing?" Phil asked.